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Lindsay Lohan Booking Sheet

She's a Man, Baby!

10/19/2011 1:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan booking sheet
Lindsay Lohan has a penis -- at least according to her booking documents from today's court appearance.

According to the docs -- which list Lindsay as a male -- she/he also weighs 116 pounds.

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46.

Binah    

She needs to arrested for impersonating a duck with those lips.

996 days ago
47.

St James III    

Do***ent Fail LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

996 days ago
48.

lala    

We've seen her damn vagina. The moron who has the job of filling out papers should get fired and the job should be given to a capable adult. I mean if hes messing up a celebrities paper, then really. TMZ is so infantile.

996 days ago
49.

ilovegossip    

And here all this time I thought Sam was the 'male' in that relationship!

996 days ago
50.

Michelle    

that explains a whole lot about her! Um I mean him!

996 days ago
51.

Bean    

She really has become a loser!

996 days ago
52.

Nicole     

AGENT smith: 4 hours ago

She doesn't have blue eyes either, that court is a mess.
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I know her eyes are an adorable green.

996 days ago
53.

romo    

I'd believe she was a man before believing she weighs 116 pounds. As if.

996 days ago
54.

SLH    

you don't need to have a penis to be legally considered a man ... HELLO ... Chaz!

996 days ago
55.

the real diva    

i think lindsay lohan would make a great date for charlie sheen. with all her jail troubles and now this. someone hook them up. perfect couple.

996 days ago
56.

CC    

The cops forgot to remove her strap-on during booking and mistaked it for a piece of her anatomy......

996 days ago
57.

UPYOURS    

Well hell, that explains EVERYTHING. A man trapped in a woman's body and fighting to get out, its a train wreck, LOL

996 days ago
58.

daRock    

Lindsay Lohan's Mom, Dina Lohan, Stunned and Upset Over Revoked Probation
October 20, 2011 01:05 AM EDT

There's always one person rushing to Lindsay Lohan's defense no matter how much she screws up. That would be her mom, Dina Lohan, who once again made excuses for her daughter's behavior. After today's court hearing, in which the judge revoked the star's probation and had her led out of court in handcuffs, Dina Lohan spoke to RumorFix about the injustice of it all.

Reaching out to her daughter immediately after the hearing, Dina Lohan said that their conversation "was just mommy telling my child, we'll get through this — just get through this." She said that she was truly stunned by the judge's ruling because "usually in New York state — the judge usually follows the ruling of probation and they didn't in this case." Lindsay Lohan's attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, must not have told Dina Lohan that what happens in New York won't have any effect in the California case.

Not only was Dina Lohan stunned that the California judge didn't do what New Yorkers do, she thought that the judge was quite unfair. "She [The judge] was cutting Shawn [Lindsay's attorney] off a lot and wouldn't let her speak and tell the court about all the hours Lindsay completed already," she said. In her eyes, her daughter has done nothing wrong and is just "trying to juggle a lot of balls right now and survive." Judge Sautner actually revoked the probation because the former Disney star got herself kicked out of her court-mandated service at the Downtown Women's Center. Dina Lohan may want to get a grip on reality for her daughter's sake and speak to some of the homeless and low-income women helped by the Downtown Women's Center. Maybe then she'll realize what it really means to fight to survive.

995 days ago
59.

Donna    

Okay. Somebody explain this to me. Defense lawyer claims that since Lindsey hasn't been working, she doesn't have the medical insurance to cover her counseling. But she can come up with $10,000(10%)to post bond. SOMEBODY IS A LIAR! Seriously, this trick needs jail time. She needs to KNOW this is not a joke anymore. I mean, how many chances is she going to get? Seems to me these judges are afraid of her for some reason. She better be glad I'm not one of the judges as I would have sent her to the next county's jail. That's what they do in Kansas. Better yet, let one of the women already in jail out and giver her bunk to Lindsey. It's a terrible thing to say, but this is the truth; I'll be glad when they find her dead and then we won't have to hear about her dumb ass anymore.

995 days ago
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michellemoreytmz    

hahhahahahahahahhhaahhahahhahhahahhahaha.

995 days ago
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