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Ashton Kutcher [Video]

'People Can Bastardize the Truth'

10/21/2011 3:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Ashton Kutcher posted a video online -- rambling on about the "state of honesty" and the "state of truth" in the media ... and even though he doesn't specifically reference the drama surrounding his marriage to Demi Moore ... it's pretty clear what he's talking about.

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76.

Dana    

yawn...

909 days ago
77.

thee truth     

How is it...I know some cultures have 'that code'...but outside of holly-**** knowbody knows huh? wow...guess money does buy you privacy...hummm...Oh yea...Think was talkin bout A-ss Bend-over-the -coucher guy. They need to call it 2 men and one who wonr get out of that room...hummmmmmmmm??

909 days ago
78.

stef    

what a pompous self-important a hole

909 days ago
79.

carmen    

Dude your hair sucks. Get a frigging hair cut and shave. You look like a bum. Don't worry about the media. Live your life. Just be happy.

909 days ago
80.

Kenny    

Weakness.. Why did you even marry a mom? Anyone could have predicted your situation. The video.. another bad p.r. call. Be single!!!

909 days ago
81.

Muppet    

Is there something in the water at Two and 1/2 men that makes these guys crack up and start posting stupid videos?

909 days ago
82.

The Real JJ    

Well, that's 4 minutes of my life i wont get back.

909 days ago
83.

thestupid    

HUH???

909 days ago
84.

jo    

he sounds like a stupid pot head....

909 days ago
85.

dave    

After all the lying he did on Punk'd, I LOVE seeing him get caught in his lies.

All of the cruel lies that he got away with on Punk'd, he called it humor, I call it bullying.

He deserves the worst possible public humiliation.

909 days ago
86.

jimmy d    

ABSOLUTE GARBAGE! (not even in relation to his cheating scandal)

1. Cost structure - the decrease of cost in publishing has had no effect on what people would write. If anything it demands a higher standard toward the truth. 200 years ago you could basically publish whatever you personally believed (ex: woman should not vote) and that would not only be taken as truth, but likely repeated often because the book would exist and be passed down due to the value of the printed word.

2. Real Truth - The low cost of publishing, just like digital cameras and YouTube, very often spotlight the real truths. Current tragedy of tame exotic animals being needlessly killed would not have been possible 20 years ago (no cell phone cameras + ban on camera use). Twitter spreading news of changing situations/alerts are also very valuable.

3. God - Kutcher cited a Kabbalahist, this is the fallacy of using an authority figure to support your argument. "God said no killing!" - well, except in the cases of taking over countries and spreading the gospel of whatever religion. Whomever he cited also has self-interests in terms of making money, garnishing respect but who sets his parameters. Often we listen to politicians just as intently but later find out their scandals, insider deals, etc. This citation is similar.

4. Nothin' beats new ***** - especially young, skinny, hot *****. Moore is basically a maternal figure to Kutcher and he has been reprimanded for his affairs becoming public. He has probably slept with many women who didn't have the hard evidence the recent one did (thank you cell-phones!) Think Tiger Woods. Think JFK. same story.

5. Hey Ashton - If you are reading this...just break-up already. I'm sure you have guilt issues to deal with but like TWoods you will eventually break up and will be getting loads of fresh, young *****. God, if I looked like you I don't even think I would have sex unless it was a 3some with two women. You have all the resources to make that happen for the forseeable future.

Make it happen Ashton!

Good Luck, T

p.s. btw: you are wrong but nice attempt

909 days ago
87.

jimmy d    

ABSOLUTE GARBAGE! (not even in relation to his cheating scandal)

1. Cost structure - the decrease of cost in publishing has had no effect on what people would write. If anything it demands a higher standard toward the truth. 200 years ago you could basically publish whatever you personally believed (ex: woman should not vote) and that would not only be taken as truth, but likely repeated often because the book would exist and be passed down due to the value of the printed word.

2. Real Truth - The low cost of publishing, just like digital cameras and YouTube, very often spotlight the real truths. Current tragedy of tame exotic animals being needlessly killed would not have been possible 20 years ago (no cell phone cameras + ban on camera use). Twitter spreading news of changing situations/alerts are also very valuable.

3. God - Kutcher cited a Kabbalahist, this is the fallacy of using an authority figure to support your argument. "God said no killing!" - well, except in the cases of taking over countries and spreading the gospel of whatever religion. Whomever he cited also has self-interests in terms of making money, garnishing respect but who sets his parameters. Often we listen to politicians just as intently but later find out their scandals, insider deals, etc. This citation is similar.

4. Nothin' beats new ***** - especially young, skinny, hot *****. Moore is basically a maternal figure to Kutcher and he has been reprimanded for his affairs becoming public. He has probably slept with many women who didn't have the hard evidence the recent one did (thank you cell-phones!) Think Tiger Woods. Think JFK. same story.

5. Hey Ashton - If you are reading this...just break-up already. I'm sure you have guilt issues to deal with but like TWoods you will eventually break up and will be getting loads of fresh, young *****. God, if I looked like you I don't even think I would have sex unless it was a 3some with two women. You have all the resources to make that happen for the forseeable future.

Make it happen Ashton!

Good Luck, T

p.s. btw: you are wrong but nice attempt

909 days ago
88.

jimmy d    

ABSOLUTE GARBAGE! (not even in relation to his cheating scandal)

1. Cost structure - the decrease of cost in publishing has had no effect on what people would write. If anything it demands a higher standard toward the truth. 200 years ago you could basically publish whatever you personally believed (ex: woman should not vote) and that would not only be taken as truth, but likely repeated often because the book would exist and be passed down due to the value of the printed word.

2. Real Truth - The low cost of publishing, just like digital cameras and YouTube, very often spotlight the real truths. Current tragedy of tame exotic animals being needlessly killed would not have been possible 20 years ago (no cell phone cameras + ban on camera use). Twitter spreading news of changing situations/alerts are also very valuable.

3. God - Kutcher cited a Kabbalahist, this is the fallacy of using an authority figure to support your argument. "God said no killing!" - well, except in the cases of taking over countries and spreading the gospel of whatever religion. Whomever he cited also has self-interests in terms of making money, garnishing respect but who sets his parameters. Often we listen to politicians just as intently but later find out their scandals, insider deals, etc. This citation is similar.

4. Nothin' beats new ***** - especially young, skinny, hot *****. Moore is basically a maternal figure to Kutcher and he has been reprimanded for his affairs becoming public. He has probably slept with many women who didn't have the hard evidence the recent one did (thank you cell-phones!) Think Tiger Woods. Think JFK. same story.

5. Hey Ashton - If you are reading this...just break-up already. I'm sure you have guilt issues to deal with but like TWoods you will eventually break up and will be getting loads of fresh, young *****. God, if I looked like you I don't even think I would have sex unless it was a 3some with two women. You have all the resources to make that happen for the forseeable future.

Make it happen Ashton!

Good Luck, T

p.s. btw: you are wrong but nice attempt

909 days ago
89.

janet    

Kutcher needs to get his words correct. Kutcher should have said the media lies. Kutcher got caught. That simple. Now the ever popular cover up that never works.

909 days ago
90.

jimmy d    

SORRY! didn't mean to publish 3 times. It was an accident.

Well ASHTON, you are right about the cost of publishing being zero.

909 days ago
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