
Whether you are on Team Jacob with Taylor Lautner or Team Edward with Robert Pattinson, "Twilight" fans are hysterical over the release of "Breaking Dawn" this weekend.
Question is ...
Another example of when you need a "neither" option TMZ. Robert Pattinson looks like a dump truck smashed his face in and Taylor is gay as gay can be. So NEITHER.
What's up with the gay guy on the left's giant neck and tiny head? He looks like a giraffe with a gay elf's head and face.
Let's see, in a toss up between Captain Crook Nose Shanks or ManBearPig?
Yeah, you do need a "neither" option here TMZ.
would say Taylor but i think hes actually gay so... Robert. and wow Taylors neck is super long
My guess is neither of them would be worth the five minutes it would take them. I'd rather have a real man.
not sure on who is advising Taylor on his "look" but a shirt and tie would be more appropriate for some occasions such as this I'm guessing
and it probably would also help to dispel the gay rumors
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