George Clooney's Eblow Surgery -- Steady Slingin'

he looks like a jedi =]

F the Ravens. Biggest BS call ever overturning that Bengals TD late in the 4th.

Don't worry Ratbirds, we will get our revenge in the playoffs whether its in Heinz or your dump stadium

GO STEELERS

How did Clooney injure it? Patting himself on the back?

How did Clooney injure himself? Patting himself on the back as usual?

I've never seen George with such a big smile when with a woman. He doesn't even let women get that close to him. Hmmmm...

Georgie is in a longtime GAY relationship with his GAY boyfriend, Rande Gerber, the "husband" of that alternative lifestyle supermodel, Cindy Crawford.

Guess we all know how Stacy made him go. She is even tweeting how much in love with her he is. That engagement announcement should be next. Then we should see George show up with a broken leg because that is the only way he would do it. George being so private didn't pose with Stacy though. She just tweeted he was going, he loved her...yep that's a girl who knows the meaning of private! I'm sure the Oscar campaign has nothing to do with it. He must be serious about Stacy.

Not only is Clooney short, he has a three fingered bald head growing out of his right shoulder. There is something odd about Clooney. Every photo of him looks like they cut his head off and pasted it on someone else's body.
Advice.... don't stand next to tall people.

Having had elbow and shoulder surgery myself, I can tell you for a fact that the big, beaming smile on George is partially the result of the heavy-duty opioids he's currently on.
But he still looks great! I'd like to eat him for dinner -- YUM!

He's just gettin' old and arthritic.....

Make sure your coat isn't covering your bionic arm George! And whats with the mom jeans and sweater vest? Get a sytlist pronto!

You can see why he's never married.

I mean, who could ever compete with George's own right hand? Man, it must be reeeeal gooood.

GC looks too much like Tariq Salahi in this photo.

I guess that's another perk of being a rich movie star -- you get a sweet cyborg-looking sling instead of the dorky ones everyone else has to wear.

guess shoulda never dated a pro wrestler