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Liza Minnelli

My Leg is BROKEN in 3 Places!!!

(Blames Dog)

11/21/2011 8:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF


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Liza Minnelli was being pushed around New York in a wheel chair this weekend ... after breaking her leg in THREE places -- but according to the singer, it's all her dog's fault.

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ivona poyntz    

Stop blaming the dog!

878 days ago
17.

JiLL1    

This woman's weird but I wish her a quick recovery. but STOP blaming the dog for your clumsiness

878 days ago
18.

RealityBites    

Drunks always blame their poor dogs....

878 days ago
19.

Justice_4_Kelly    

...The things addicts will do to get pain medication

878 days ago
20.

acia    

Yeah, it was the dogs responsibility to tell her when she had enough to drink.

878 days ago
21.

Truth    


DATE: NOVEMBER 21, 2011
FORM: LIZA MINELLI'S MEDICAL INSURANCE APP.
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REASON: BROKE LEG IN 3 PLACES.
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SUSPECTED CAUSE: SEE ANSWERS BELOW.
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MULTIPLE ANSWERS. PICK ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING. FILL IN SMALL CIRCLES BESIDE EACH ANSWER (YOU CAN CHOOSE MORE THAN ONE). BE SURE TO CHECK YOUR ANSWERS BEFORE SUBMITTING PAPER WORK.
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A)ALCOHOL, FOR EXAMPLE VODKA
B)PRESCRIPTION DRUGS, FOR EXAMPLE OXYCOTIN
C)NON-PRESCRIPTION DRUGS, FOR EXAMPLE ECSTASY, QUAALUDES, PROPOFOL
D)NON-INJECTABLE, NON-ORAL DRUGS FOR EXAMPLE CRACK COCAINE, WEED.
E)MENTAL DISEASES, FOR EXAMPLE ALZHEIMERS, DIMENTIA, OCD.
F)FONE CALLS WITH HER MANY EX'S
G)TRIPPING OVER DOG
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S/N: ***PLEASE NOTE. IF ANY CHOICE OTHER THAN ANSWER G) IS CHOSEN, THIS WILL AUTOMATICALLY NEGATE ANSWER G) AS A PROBABLE CAUSE.***
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JUST SAYIN. TRUTH!!

878 days ago
22.

Willie'sNelson    

Sorry ta here that. Hope she heels up ok.

878 days ago
23.

Aenwyn    

Agree, she's looking good!

878 days ago
24.

the real diva    

sure it wasn't the alcohol you drank then staggered over tripping on the dog?

878 days ago
25.

joejava68    


Get well soon

Liza

878 days ago
26.

Cromulent    

Sad that the writer can't get the answer to the most important question: will this affect Liza's ability to play Lucille Austero in the Arrested Development movie?

878 days ago
27.

Combichrist     

Get wellthe Lucille Austero...

Narrator: For the first time Lucille prays...
Lucille: (praying) Take something else from us. Do whatever you have to do to keep my boy from going to war.
Narrator: And Buster is on his way when he decides to pursue a long-delayed rite of passage...
(Buster swims in ocean)
Person: Loose seal. Watch out for loose seal.
Buster: (thinking he means Lucille) I don't care about Lucille. She lies.
Narrator: ...and then a seal bites off his hand.
Lucille: Amen.

878 days ago
28.

Straight Talkin Texan    

Nice cameraman, but could he sound ANY more gay??? LoL

878 days ago
29.

manbearpig    

i suspect liza has taken over for liz taylor as the old, has-been from many decades ago who is now only famous because she was famous long ago who is slowly wasting away with booze and pills.

878 days ago
30.

imstac    

And why do we care? Ohhhh cuz she's famous and has medical insurance

878 days ago
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