Kermit & Miss Piggy: Good Genes or Good Docs?

Green dont crack...but the pig has had some work done

piggy totally had some stuff done. but hey- gotta keep up with the skanks of LA

Good Seamstress.

You people will make a story out of anything. Next you'll be taking pictures of your poops and asking us who's looks more impressive.

Piggy's had an eye-job, ear reduction, cheek implants, liposuction on her neck and jowls, breast lift, and a new weave. But it's a major improvement!
Kermie looks almost the same, but he obviously has gotten his neck webbing enlarged (probably for Piggy's pleasure. )

Thanks TMZ for revealing the true secret of anti-aging:

If you do not age, you are not alive, you are a puppet.

So, the next questions is: Who or what transformed all Hollywood celebrities over 50 into puppets? Is there a hidden alien conspiracy or something...? Please find out!

LMAO THE MUPPETS ARE HILARIOUS

Stupid question

Good seamstress

Improved photography & good seamstress!

Piggy has lost weight and has obviously had a boob job!

That pig is Kermie's beard, everybody knows they have an "open relationship" and Piggy is a skank whore.

....if you don't believe it, just wait, Big Kerm's going to sing you a song about rainbows to prove it.

Neither, just a good seamstress.

They are PUPPETS!!!! omg you people don't have better things to do at TMZ?