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Lindsay Lohan

Killin' It at Morgue Duty

11/26/2011 6:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan at the Morgue
Maybe structure is exactly what Lindsay Lohan needed -- because TMZ has learned she's not only on pace to complete her court-ordered stints at the morgue ... she's WAY ahead of schedule.

Law enforcement sources tell us ... Lohan has already completed 10 of her 12 required morgue duty shifts -- impressive considering she still has another THREE WEEKS to spare.

In fact, we're told Lindsay doesn't just plan to knock out the remaining two shifts by the Dec. 14 deadline -- but she also wants to get a head start on the hours she has to complete by her 2nd status hearing.

Law enforcement tell us ... Lindsay has a pretty damn good reputation at the morgue -- polite, hard-working and never complains about the work.

Judge Sautner had said her sentence essentially put the keys to Lindsay's freedom in her own hands -- and at this point, it looks like she's making the most of her opportunity to stay out of the clink.

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226.

ketjo    

Andy ...your holding up 6 fingers or at least 7 wait till I have another drink to clear my vision and I will tell ya..........

see ya'll are having fun. Coon hunts over Julie and the boys are back...didn't get anything but drunk as skunks but sounds like they had fun.....so that coon can raid the chicken yard and suck some more eggs this week nasty things..they really are nasty critters....


Quess Running Bare(aka Red Cloud ) went to bed which is were I am was and headed back to after I take me something for pain...Dam Rain front closing in....
Izzy quess was close but think again you might come up with it....

Now this ought to be worth several drinks cause I don't care what I missed spelled this time....so bottoms up.....

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227.

middle finger    

#lou

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Lindsay Lohan -- BURNED By a Puppet from New Zealand
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119 days ago

Great. Crack puppet laughs at Crack Lohan. Historical moment.
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121 days ago

REALLY??? I'm guessing that Delmar will insist that it was the paps...AGAIN. Maybe Lindsay's theme song should be "Blinded by the Light?"
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lou is in the west palm on the way to okeechobee area

1040 days ago
228.

middle finger    

new thread "lindsay is really,really,really,really, really double dog serious this time"

1040 days ago
229.

middle finger    

I know this might offend people so I wont say it @#$$$###$$%^^&&&&...i will leave it up to the imagination..it was the answer where all people come from..clue it starts with a C

1040 days ago
230.

middle finger    

here is something NEW Kim G just tweeted
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http://celebritymagnet.com/blog/2011/11/being-michael-lohan5033/

1040 days ago
231.

ketjo    

"If taking the truck down to the car wash means driving down to the creek into the sallows and washing it then you might be from the south.."

"If you every had the herd Farmer Jones cows off the football field before band practice you might be from the south. "

If sunday dinner is always fryed chicken, green beans, taters and turnip greens the by golly I know your from the south...

"Lastly don't forget the latch the screen door when you go to bed afor some varmints gets in was heard in your house as a child...will you know the rest...so don't forget to latch the door Ya'll hear !!!

1040 days ago
232.

Grandma Cracker    

Scooby Doobie lou, we have missed you! You were one of us....

1040 days ago
233.

middle finger    

lets not judge people...
did we judge jefferson when he opened up a dry cleaners and crossed the deleware? NO
Did we judge judge judy? NO
Didnt we all cheer when the harlem globe trotters won the superbowl?
did we give up on snoopy from "peanuts" even though he became a gangster Rapper? NO
are you with me?
and we wont give up until Lindsay goes to jail.or Van Halen breaks up..witch ever comes first..

1040 days ago
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Blood Red Witch    

Kim G's blog about MiLo made sense until this sentence.
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This is what being Michael Lohan was all about- -public self destruction. Michael, like Anna Nicole, and Marilyn Monroe, is a glorious train wreck waiting to happen, with the reality cameras right there waiting for the engine to derail and put the disaster in motion.

1040 days ago
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Grandma Cracker    

Oh Andy, I answered your question about milo and kim g. above, and I forgot to say yes to being afraid. I have a co-occurring disorders group that has many bi-polar in it. One person will get hyper in the group because they are agitated and it is like a chain reaction. They all follow suit and start getting loud and aggressive. I work very hard to help them express their thoughts without going overboard. I do not have anyone in that group that is not medicated on some level or another, and it is still a juggling act to keep them all in balance. I always sit right by the door with that group.

1040 days ago
236.

middle finger    

lets not judge people...
did we judge jefferson when he opened up a dry cleaners and crossed the deleware? NO
Did we judge judge judy? NO
Didnt we all cheer when the harlem globe trotters won the superbowl?
did we give up on snoopy from "peanuts" even though he became a gangster Rapper? NO
are you with me?
and we wont give up until Lindsay goes to jail.or Van Halen breaks up..witch ever comes first..

1040 days ago
237.

middle finger    

lets not point no fingers,its obvious that julia is the antichrist

1040 days ago
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American Mom    

maybe one of the things the court could do is order her to pay for a proper funeral for the unwanted or unclaimed people that the morgue gets often, and be involved in the planning and have to attend. Wouldn't that be a growing experience for her and others who keep thumbing their noses at the law!

1040 days ago
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ketjo    

Seems like you folks took that drinking for every missed spelled word to heart last night and got pure bare-as*ed sloshed ! after I went to bed....
The VA has some great docters...I get most of my doctering at the VA down in Durham cause the bonus is the young Docters that work there are the ones who are training right across the street at Duke and there ain't no better docters in the world ...You got something they can't handle you are zipped arcross the street to the specialist .....
Keep your head up Andy ..believe me I learn a long time , you know what helps me(here is unasked for advice ) My mind starts to spinning and my manic momma raises her head ...I get busy, hell one night I counted one by one every bean in the pinto bean bag every grain of rice in the canister and every popcorn kernel in the jar in the cabinet and when I was finish I had worn that manic mommy clean out...but a good run helps to but since my accident 6 yrs ago I don't run anymore....I'm more inclined to hobble like
Old Chester on Gunsmoke...."Marshall Dillion, Marshall Dillion." ....remember andy lot of people in this world love ya....even old hillbillys in the corner......

1040 days ago
240.

Jay    

First of all she did not deserve this what 10th chance she should have just gone to jail.

Second of all its really pathetic that the judge needs to hold her hand like a little baby to make sure she can do something as simple as show up to complete community service a few days a month.

Third of all Lindsay Lohan is unemployed so lets be real here if and thats if she did do 10 days already why should anyone be impressed? Its not like she has a job holding her back.

Fourth of all who gives a sh*t if she is polite what is she going to do tell everyone to go f*k themselves?

Lastly is the public suppose to pat this little junkie on the back she after going on 5 years she has finally did something she is COURT ORDERED TO DO! Just give her time TMZ she will surely f*k up as usual.

1040 days ago
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