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MC Hammer

TMZ PHOTO CAPTION-O-RAMA!

(We Have a Winner!)

12/5/2011 10:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

MC Hammer and Miami Dolphins fans
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12:17 PM PST -- WE HAVE A WINNER!!! Congrats to Paul Lee for the winning caption:
"Hey superstar! Enough with the pictures, those tables aren't going to bus themselves."

Paul gets a couple of TMZ shirts and a superiority complex. Well done.

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Oakland native MC Hammer went to the Miami Dolphins game this weekend ... and watched his beloved Raiders get stomped on by the fish brigade.

He also set the stage for our TMZ PHOTO CAPTION-O-RAMA!!

Submit your entries in the comments section from now until 12:00 PM PT today.

We'll choose the champion this afternoon. Funniest submission wins a pair of classy TMZ t-shirts!!

For contest rules click here.

For more sports stories, check out tmzsports.com!
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1.

UPYOURS    

I'm gonna Hammer both these broads when the pic is done......

1015 days ago
2.

arale norimaki    

go back to under that rock that your came form hammer and take the CRAPdashian
with you

1015 days ago
3.

Marc    

Hammertime! or Looks like he is between a rack and a hard place. or I bet he wishes he had those baggy pants now.

1015 days ago
4.

kevin    

hes not so nice i went to his house and he hide behind the door i just wanted to let my 8 year old see him and after that his wife came to my home in tracy his wife stephine is realy nice and his kids are nice but i never did get to meet him hammer just a little kid wanted a meet with you shame on you

1015 days ago
5.

Mike Cagney    

you cant touch this but i did

1015 days ago
6.

SouthWest    

"Um, like, we went to the Dolphins game and, like, totally scored a picture of that old guy from Hootie. So hot."

1015 days ago
7.

pat    

god i look good.... v neck shirt - check, v neck blazer - check, v neck soul patch - check. it's hammer time.

1015 days ago
8.

chicoinnh    

"Whoops, there it is!...sorry Girls!"

1015 days ago
9.

westcanguy    

Contest isn't open to Canadians? You sure don't seem to mind the revenue you get for broadcasting your show here in Canada though, right??
So I can't enter using comments like..."You CAN touch this" or "I knew these parachute pants would come in handy someday"

You suck Harv...

1015 days ago
10.

John G    

Please Hammer, De-shirt them

1015 days ago
11.

momof2ny    

My wife took the photo so I can't touch this!!

1015 days ago
12.

greg    

MC Hammer- he still pulls better tail than you ever will.

1015 days ago
13.

Dave P.    

Teach a man to fish and ..... :)

1015 days ago
14.

harperse    

They may smell like fish, but they taste like chicken. #HAMMERFACT

1015 days ago
15.

Jason    

What football game?!

1015 days ago
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