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MC Hammer

TMZ PHOTO CAPTION-O-RAMA!

(We Have a Winner!)

12/5/2011 10:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

MC Hammer and Miami Dolphins fans
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12:17 PM PST -- WE HAVE A WINNER!!! Congrats to Paul Lee for the winning caption:
"Hey superstar! Enough with the pictures, those tables aren't going to bus themselves."

Paul gets a couple of TMZ shirts and a superiority complex. Well done.

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Oakland native MC Hammer went to the Miami Dolphins game this weekend ... and watched his beloved Raiders get stomped on by the fish brigade.

He also set the stage for our TMZ PHOTO CAPTION-O-RAMA!!

Submit your entries in the comments section from now until 12:00 PM PT today.

We'll choose the champion this afternoon. Funniest submission wins a pair of classy TMZ t-shirts!!

For contest rules click here.

For more sports stories, check out tmzsports.com!
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oddjob    

I CAN touch this!!!

948 days ago
17.

Realist    

For the last time, I've never heard of you. I was born in 1993!

948 days ago
18.

Nathan     

A set of three tools. A hammer and a couple of screws.

948 days ago
19.

TAPS monkey    

We promise MC Hammer is somewhere in this photo.

948 days ago
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Letty    

OMG!OMG!! If this makes it on TMZ Imma be famous...again...

948 days ago
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michele    

"You can touch this"!

948 days ago
22.

BananaHammock    

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"It's HAMMER TIME!"

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"Looks like my pants aren't quite as baggy as they were when I walked up in here!"

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"My Nuts Itch..." (sung to the tune "U Can't Touch This")

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"2 Legit...2 Legit With T!ts"

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"Here Comes The Hammer!"

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"I hope I'm better protected than I was from the IRS."

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"Please Hammer...Don't Hurt 'Em!"

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"Something smells fishy up in here and I don't think it's the Dolphins!"

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948 days ago
23.

bionary    

"Music is not the only thing I stole from Rick James...I stole his GAME too..."

948 days ago
24.

Stiletto    

A has-been being recognized = cool.

Down to his last $50.00 before being homeless = sad panda.

Running into two skanks who'll Hammer me for only $20.00 each = Priceless.

948 days ago
25.

James Mancini    

If these sub par chicks is what Hammer was referring to when he said " Can't touch this " then I am more then happy to keep my hands to myself Mr. Hammer.

948 days ago
26.

HumanNature    

One should never limit oneself. -MC Hammer

948 days ago
27.

PSJ    

So much for the Dolphin free tuna.

948 days ago
28.

michele    

"Who needs money? Im too legit to quit"

948 days ago
29.

Kev the Realist    

Caption "I got me some salt and peppa"

948 days ago
30.

CHRISTOPHER RAMPOLLA    

"Try and pick my pocket ladies, I've been broke for over a decade now"

948 days ago
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