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MC Hammer

TMZ PHOTO CAPTION-O-RAMA!

(We Have a Winner!)

12/5/2011 10:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

MC Hammer and Miami Dolphins fans
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12:17 PM PST -- WE HAVE A WINNER!!! Congrats to Paul Lee for the winning caption:
"Hey superstar! Enough with the pictures, those tables aren't going to bus themselves."

Paul gets a couple of TMZ shirts and a superiority complex. Well done.

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Oakland native MC Hammer went to the Miami Dolphins game this weekend ... and watched his beloved Raiders get stomped on by the fish brigade.

He also set the stage for our TMZ PHOTO CAPTION-O-RAMA!!

Submit your entries in the comments section from now until 12:00 PM PT today.

We'll choose the champion this afternoon. Funniest submission wins a pair of classy TMZ t-shirts!!

For contest rules click here.

For more sports stories, check out tmzsports.com!
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91.

Jonas Polsky    

"I can't believe we're getting our picture taken with Cee Lo Green!!!"

1054 days ago
92.

Eddie    

"Losing has never been so good!"

1054 days ago
93.

Eddie    

"What do you think they can touch that makes me smile?"

1054 days ago
94.

Stephanie from Chicago    

Girl On Right: OMG it's MC Hammer, lets take a picture
MC HAMMER: Wait until the deacons at church see this
Girl on Left: Wait, isn't he broke? Oh no, Can't touch this

1054 days ago
95.

Dan Minor    

Kardashians...Can't touch this!!

1054 days ago
96.

Ed    

Stop! Bonertime!

1054 days ago
97.

Dan Koz    

"This guy was famous back when the Dolphins were actually good"

1054 days ago
98.

KTS    

Please touch this...

1054 days ago
99.

Annie     

Oakland may have lost the game, but I won the female fans!!! Hammer time!!!!!!!!!!

1054 days ago
100.

Chris    

MMMM I love that fishy smell... oh no that just hammers breath

1054 days ago
101.

shickman11    

You CAN touch this!

1054 days ago
102.

Kimey99    

"We're smiling, but these Girls have no clue who I am!"

1054 days ago
103.

BradCO    

MC Hammer?! What?! Oh, yeah, sorry, I only saw boobs.

1054 days ago
104.

Paco Lopez    

Ladies...wait til you see my SLEDGE HAMMER! You CAN touch it!

1054 days ago
105.

Brian    

He touched that...da da da

1054 days ago
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