
Boxer Victor Ortiz thinks it's "a cool rumor" -- him dating Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa -- the only problem is ... it's just not true.
Ortiz refuted the rumors with two claims -- one makes sense, the other ... not so much.
This woman has some bad taste in men. Is she looking for a monogamous athlete? Now that is funny.
Ortiz would rather kiss Kobe instead, then Kobe would punch him in the jaw and Ortiz would be like: What did I do wrong?
This guy would pummel Kobe like a punk, Kobe would be cyting for backup or Lakers security. Whoever would come to his rescue first. I bet Kobe is scared he will run into this guy at a restaurant.
This would be the perfect guy for Vanessa, every time they run into Kobe this dude would pummel Kobe like he is a punk. Kobe better watch his back! This guy will drop his cheating butt like a bad habit. I'm guessing after 3 or 4 punches Kobe will be crying for backup
Not gonna happen.Ortiz couldn't take 5'7 140 lb mayweather.Hard to tell of course since he threw the fight(see hbo 24/7,mayweather hanging with ray-j,total boys BUT after the fight ray j does a song with ortiz,,umm yeah ok),,anyway kobe would just wrap his giant hand around ortiz' neck and choke him.Seen it all the time,arm length-kobe has about 15 inch longer wingspan and out weighs him by 70 lbs!...mayweather might take him but not ortiz...ortiz btw doesn't seem to be into women,my call,very much...seems pretty gay but oh well.
That's right! They aren't dating...he is just just doinking her casually... there is a BIG difference! They don't go out dancing, dinner, and a show he just takes her to his mansion and bangs her like a Salvation Army drum and she leaves...that isn't DATING.
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