Bill Gates -- Microsoft is a Racquet

OMG look at his package it is HUGE!!!!!!

BTW, How is Steve Jobs doing? Just Saying...

When you play Tennis you put extra tennis balls in your pocket..That will explain the bulge...

How to Become As Rich As Bill Gates

Choose Your Parents Carefull

"There are four ways to make money. You can inherit it. You can marry it. "You can save and invest it" You can steal it."
-- conventional wisdom by Virtus E. Evans, Sr

I'm surprised the TMZ staff didn't commit suicide when their Dear Leader died.

He couldn't afford a better tennis racquet identification system, other than spray painting "DAD" on his racquet strings? And why would he need to? Shouldn't he have a way better racquet than his kids that wouldn't need the "DAD" designation?

Bill, instead of enjoying tennis you should take time out of your day and fix some of the millions and millions of xbox's that your company failed on. 300$ + for something that is going to break within a matter of a year. Enjoy your billions, your ******* scam artist. Ruining kids entertainment, real classy bill. Spend some of those stacks and make your xbox 360...'s right, nintendo makes wii's without a problem and sony has issues but not at the level of xbox. Your company's arrogance is disgusting.

Can't he just have Australia brought to him?

Why don't you dig up Jobs and blow him, TMZ? And after that, Google "mac freezes" and sort through the 10 POINT 8 MILLION results. "Cool" often comes into conflict with reality. Go buy another horrendously priced Apple toy, you simpletons.

Funny Fact, Bill Gates make about $300 per second.....

Speaking of Micro SOFT, www.bitly.com/I10L3f - Warning, incoming Bill Joke!