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Hulk Hogan

Mustache Org. DEVASTATED

Over Plans to Shave

1/12/2012 11:33 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Angels will DIE if Hulk Hogan shaves his mustache ... so says the leader of a powerful mustache organization.

TMZ spoke with Dr. Aaron Perlut -- Chairman of the American Mustache Institute and self-professed doctor of "nuclear mustacheology" -- who says he's particularly upset with Hulk's plan to shave ... since he is "seen as a longtime leading figure in the sexually dynamic Mustached American community."

Perlut says, "Not only would the removal of his lower nose foliage cause angels in heaven to die and fall to earth -- as is written in biblical texts -- but it would send a poor message to young people of Mustached American descent who wish to embrace the Mustached American experience."

"We do hope that Mr. Hogan, for whom we have great reverence, reconsiders shaving his upper lip shading device as millions of those he has inspired would be greatly let down, leading to mass chaos and deep bouts of depression in the Mustached American community.”

Neither Hogan nor his mustache could be reached for comment.

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31.

PRM/Coalition of Gentlemen    

A sad day indeed. Your fellow Mousketeers from across the Atlantic will indeed shed a tear on that darkest of dark days. The Blackpool Palatine Real Men/Coalition of Gentlemen and myself hope that Mr Hogan chooses wisely and opts to keep his lustrous facial Merkin, along with his undoubted masculinity and unequalled virility.

953 days ago
32.

jlevysan    

hogan's dealing with a pretty serious mouth injury caused by some bothched dental work actually, and he may have to have facial surgery soon. the stache will be back afterwards though, i'm sure of it

952 days ago
33.

Snowman with a Turnip Nose    

Sexually dynamic men with 'staches? Coughkiddiediddlerscoughcough.

952 days ago
34.

Eric Anderson    

The issue should be that "Gals fall in Love" with the Hulkster due to his stylish ear lobes, not just his mustache as a symbol of sexuality.

952 days ago
35.

3DMaster    

They understand it's for a movie audition and he can just grow it back, right?

952 days ago
36.

cengiz    

these people need to get some help
they are acting like it's the end of the world get over it

950 days ago
37.

Melissa    

I find this totally ridiculous in every way possible. If the man wants to shave his mustage, so be it, its his face. The Mustache Association (that in itself - WTF)is a total drama queen and is being totally overbearing. Personally, I find it more shocking that Hulk HOgan is doing a movie than the shaving of his mustache.

949 days ago
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