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Jerry Seinfeld

OWNS TMZ PHOTOG

4/3/2012 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Jerry Seinfeld's new nickname should be "The Bus" ... 'cause he took our photog TO SCHOOL in the middle of the street in NYC yesterday.

Seinfeld -- sporting a helmet for safety -- was riding his bike in Manhattan when our guy tried to ask a bunch of questions ... and they just didn't work.

So Jerry ... being Jerry ... called our guy out on the crappy Q&A ... and gave the photog a brief tutorial on what kind of topics he SHOULD HAVE been asking about ... like pterodactyls and faux-hawks.

It's hilarious ... ya gotta watch.

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Bobo Frog    

Jerry Rules. Took the retarded TMZ photog to school.

877 days ago
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CJ    

Schooled and sent home with a note from the teacher pinned to his shirt!!

877 days ago
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SarahBeebee    

Harvey should thank Jerry for training his employees! xD

877 days ago
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Layla    

I think he is a creep. With all his millions he tried to stiff a real estate agent, how low can you go? Put him out to pasture please.

877 days ago
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Scotty    

There's a nasty side to Jerry, shown in full force when he publicly attacked the author of the cookbook his wife plagiarized!

877 days ago
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Tony Otis    

Nice to see Jerry riding a bicycle in public like that, just like the rest of us.

877 days ago
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Hervey....Hervey of Arabia...He was a single guy...    

Sorry to inform you TMZ but your photogs and reporters are a bunch of dim whits.

877 days ago
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Delaware D    

President Seinfeld!

877 days ago
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samson    

Being able to afford a camera doesn't make you a reporter, as shown here. Celebrity stalkers rank below even "gotcha" journalists because they don't really have to know any more about the person they're after than what they look like.

Just chase 'em down (assuming you're in good enough shape to even run) and point the camera.

877 days ago
10.

Sam    

this guy is rich but he's riding a bike lol, maybe he's cheap.

877 days ago
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Mimi    

Jerry came across as an asshat.

877 days ago
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Santo    

Some TMZ reporters have the social skills of a five year old: "Dad. Dad. Dad. DAD. DAD. DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAAAAADDDDD!"
"WHAT?!?!?!"
"..... I just wanted to say hi......"

877 days ago
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PatTheCat215    

awesome

877 days ago
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Simone    

I'd hardly call that owning. Jerry just didn't want to talk about bombing so he deflected and tried to make the photog look like an idiot instead. Classy guy.

877 days ago
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hoodsfield    

the guy obviously doesnt want to be bothered by idiots on the street. this camera guy had no game. can you imagine the inane conversations this guy has to have with all the people he encounters in NYC?

877 days ago
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