Lindsay Lohan & Kim Kardashian at the White House Correspondents Dinner

Dont know which is worse. The teeth that are to big, the lipstick color or that nasty hair?

http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Lindsay+Lohan/2012+White+House+Correspondents+Association/6o7_NIHBdFN

MY COKE IS MISSING!

http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Lindsay+Lohan/2012+White+House+Correspondents+Association/NBCtvOQdNhz

“@GossipCop  Do Lindsay Lohan vid getting mocked too. It was priceless!! Jimmy Kimmel was funnier than he usually is and killed.”

@lindsaylohan Michelle bumped me. bich.

A slow and painful death -- I mean, we'd die either way with the amount of STD's these "ladies" have.

NEITHER, they are both PIGS

LLsez, did you see what idiot tweeted. God she is dumb!

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@DaltonSMyers I heart Jimmy Kimmel_ he's such a nice guy and is hysterical

Dina's very proud that Lindsay sat at a dinner table and everything. In the mud puddle that the Lohan gene pool occupies, this is an accomplishment.

And now we'll have TMZ force more stories down our throats about how each party was 'honored' and thought it was 'funny' that they got thoroughly gutted in public, when you just know they are absolutely humiliated and seething inside. Serves them right for earning those hard slap downs!

Kim, your bunn is crooked. Kinda like you.

Why can't you guys put a third choice up there? I bet that one would have the most votes and I say NEITHER!

About now, Blohan has a vodka bottle wedged in her beak and titled at about 80 degrees with a straw hanging out of her nose; while Kim is having a relaxing soak in a nice, warm, bubbly yellow bath.

It's widely reported they both have herpes, so the choice is what topping do you want on your herpes: Lohan primordial goo or Kardashian oily anal discharge. I would prefer to choose between a live lamp socket and a blender.

Kris Jenner could be heard in the press line saying "This opens us up to a whole new group of people." What a joke. Her daughter was invited to be humiliated in front of Washington's elite.

Aside from the little mention of LL's near breakdown in the restroom right before the speeches, when is the real dirt coming out? Don't keep us waiting Harvey!