(9:20) We have the first images from Octomom's self-pleasure video -- so you're welcome ... or we're really sorry.
(14:10) "Cake Boss" Buddy Valastro calls in to set the record straight about a controversial episode that just aired -- in which they prank a cast member into hitting on a transgender.
(18:40) We Skype with a goose named 50 Cent -- seriously -- who was given that name after being shot seven times and surviving.
(20:30) Maria Shriver gets stoned ... but not the way you're thinking.
(23:30) Ice-T calls in to explain his theory that hip-hop helped paved the way ... for Barack Obama to become president.
(29:15) "House Hunters" is accused of being fake -- we talk to HGTV's programming executive to see who's telling the truth.
(33:00) Floyd Mayweather tries to cry his way out of a jail sentence ... but thankfully his super hot female judge didn't listen to his whining.
(37:35) "Basketball Wives" cleans house after being heavily criticized for portraying Black women in a poor light. So who go the ax?
(40:25) We take your calls!