A way out West there was a fella, fella we want to tell you about, fella by the name of Sam Elliott -- whose cat takes massive stinky craps in his house ... that require a butt load of kitty litter.
The "Big Lebowski" actor tackled his poop problem head-on yesterday in Malibu -- hitting up a local supermarket for some Arm & Hammer Super Scoop kitty litter. Oh yeah, Sam also bought some Coors Lights.
Well, we lost our train of thought here. But aw hell, we done innerduced him enough.
'Big Lebowski' Stranger
My Cat's Crap Don't Stink
6/27/2012 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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