Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

Kourtney Kardashian

Giving Birth on Dry Land!

6/28/2012 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Kourtney Kardashian was set on a natural water birth until a few days ago when she witnessed one first hand ... and now when her water breaks she's making a beeline for Cedars ... TMZ has learned. 

Our Kardashian sources tell us ... Kourtney and baby daddy Scott Disick heard water birth is better for the baby because it's a less shocking transition from the womb. Water births are often done without administering drugs ... which some experts believe is also safer for baby and mom.

Kourtney has a friend who gave birth a few days ago and she allowed Kim's sis to witness the blessed event.  So Kourtney was ringside when the mother screamed like a mutha as she reared back and pushed in a tub of water. 

Kourtney told friends it was "horrific" ... "looked brutally painful" -- and that was all she wrote.

So KK has decided to give birth Beyonce/Jessica Simpson style -- in a mega-suite at a fancy hospital.

Kourtney, who is due any day, will deliver her baby epidural style at Cedars-Sinai. And speaking of deliveries, Jerry's Deli is right across the street.

Pastrami on rye ... hold the water.



No Avatar


OK!!!.... TMZ keeps posting stories about these nobodies because people post on them!.... Even if it's negative!.... That's why I normally don't post!


That's the only way to stop them this rubbish!!

TMZ get back to posting on real Hollywood "Stars"

And stop with the riff raff

These nobodies just feed stories to keep themselves in the public eye!... Enough already!

Thank you!

857 days ago


I wonder if anyone honestly cares how Kourtney Kardashian is going to give birth. My head might just explode if your big story tomorrow is that she changed her mind again.

857 days ago

moe l.    

She realized spreading STD's to her baby was much easier in a water birth, so her doctors convinced her it was safer having a C-section.

857 days ago


whatever floats her boat..............Oh and WHY does TMZ feel the need to always insert kim's name in stories that aren't even about her?!?!?

Give it a rest TMZ!

856 days ago


Oh thank goodness you posted this story. I was on mind for months. Now I can finally sleep knowing how Kourtney will give birth.

What a joke. Giving birth is painful and each birth is different. If these morons actually spent time in the real world they'd know that.

You know what's wrong with the world?? These people are famous, that's what's wrong. How can anyone take the U.S.A serious when we pay Kardashian's millions for their clothing, perfume and other crap they hock. Lord help us all.

856 days ago


Tee hee. This is funny. Epidurals hurt too. She better pray she won't need to have a C-section..... Better yet, wait until she realizes that a little cute tootie poo baby can kick her ass all over the room, mornin', noon, and night. Wait till she realizes that. HA!

856 days ago

Kev the Realist    

TMZ--- NOBOBY cares about the freekin losers. Why is it every day yopu have to have a story about the gypsy nomad, talentless medias whore tramps who will do anything to stay relevant and get publicity. Cant your loyal viewers get a week FREE of the KRAPDASIANS. Please....

856 days ago


Kourtney and Rob are the only Kardashian siblings who graduated from college. And mama Kris has already announced that the younger Jenner daughters do not need to go to college because they don't need an education to have a career like she plans for them. Mama Kris was an airline stewardess by trade before her first marriage, just like Kelsey Grammar's child bride.

856 days ago


"kim's sis"?! nice try...and it aint the water that hurts, my friend. its the process. u're gonna be screaming like that no matter what. lol enjoy!

856 days ago

Lynn Sweet    

"Screamed like a mutha" people at TMZ ARE TOTALLY CLASSLESS - no surprise there.....

856 days ago

Gloria Unread    

Before I read the story and only saw the "birth on dry land" headline, I thought that meant Kourtney was giving birth in the ocean.
But then I read the entire story, and now I want to shoot myself in the f***ing head for actually reading an entire story about a Kardashian...

856 days ago


I was starting to like Scott, until they announced he was peeing in inappropriate places again.(next show). What is it with these people and their pee issues?

856 days ago


Complain all you want, folks -- TMZ will continue to run kkklan sh** day-after-day no matter how much you beg for it to end. You click, you post, that's all that matters. When you stop, they will stop -- it's that simple.

856 days ago


I know we love to hate the Trashians. But if we stop posting, at least they'll go away on here.
I know......I just posted. But really, LET'S JUST STOP, STARTING TODAY and see what happens.

856 days ago


What a coincidence, Kourtney Kardashian horrifies me

856 days ago
Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web