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YouPorn to Fred Willard

Here's a Free Computer,

Ya Know ... For PORN

7/22/2012 11:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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YouPorn
has come up with a solution to Fred Willard's dilemma of allegedly wanting to masturbate while watching XXX movies ... but NOT be arrested. AT-HOME INTERNET PORN!!!

The adult themed website fired off a letter to the 72-year-old actor -- who was recently popped for stroking the one-eyed snake in public -- offering to buy him a brand, new computer to watch porn on.

The letter states, "We wanted to educate you a little more on some of society's newest advances to help you achieve orgasm from the privacy of your own home."

Not only that, the XXX site even throws in free installation, adding "One of our YouPorn representatives will come to your home to install it for you."

Porn sites ... always lookin' out for the little guy.

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31.

Namor    

When has jerking off in public become accepted behavior? I keep reading "leave him alone", etc. comments. This guy should he in jail.

635 days ago
32.

nu sox n draws    

if a tree falls and fred is yankin it does he make any noise?

635 days ago
33.

Ashley     

Ok david, This just proves that u don't know what u r talking about. U THINK that black people r the most common criminals really? Truth is blacks get convicted the most, and actually whites commit more hanus crimes. It's just that law enforcement is set up in a way that they can put more black people in jail. Cops deal with blacks a lot more aggressively and LOOK for ways to get them arrested, whereas a white man will always get the benefit of the doubt. Perfect example: the stop and frisk law enforced in minority heavy areas, where police are allowed to stop u if u "look suspicious". Blacks r given maximum sentences when it comes to even petty crimes, like so many r locked up for life for having some weed on them,when whites are the biggest weed smokers. We r hardly ever convicted for petty crimes. I wish it wasn't about race, but unfortunately it is and it's not pointless sh*t, it only is to u because u r not living it and chose to turn a blind eye to these facts. I chose not to,Why don't u say that it's not about race when people r going off on dmx about black people being ghetto and not wearing helmets ? Yet this creeper can get a pass. All white men do is talk behind people's backs like scared b*tches, name call, but when the time comes to stand up, u play victim, act like little kids and say " why r u guys so hung up on race? Relax" bla bla bla always double standard yet call yourselves men.

635 days ago
34.

Kurtov    

Fred, also keep in mind youporn isnt the only porn site on the planet. my personal favorite is www.bangyoulater.com

635 days ago
35.

Gimmedap    

Who wrote this story? It's grammatically incorrect. Shame on you.

635 days ago
36.

jdano    

Lol geez, how patronizing can you be?!

635 days ago
37.

Calinative    

I love heir marketing stragety. I'ts heads and balls above the rest (truly).

635 days ago
38.

Markkus    

First of all, I'd like to congratulate Fred for being able to get it up. Secondly the internet is full of porn. He should build his own sleazy theater in his house and invite some friends.

635 days ago
39.

Sin D    

The are called a PC for a reason...Porn Center

634 days ago
40.

anony    

SO....is he 78 or 72, TMZ????

634 days ago
41.

Becky    

Maybe take a break from porn for a bit. If its getting you arrested take a step back.

634 days ago
42.

Blue Lake    

TMZ, why aren't you reporting that Willard had a previous arrest for the same thing? Pretty disgusting!

634 days ago
43.

John Dorian    

What about the rest of us!

108 days ago
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