Jeffrey Ross Does Not Know

Meaning of the Words TOO SOON

8/5/2012 5:27 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
0804_jeff_ross_gettyComedian Jeffrey Ross made quite an entrance to the Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne Barr last night ... dressing up as legendary Penn State football coach Joe Paterno and walking the red carpet with two very young looking males wearing nothing but towels.

It's a safe bet there was at least one "two-hand touch" joke made.