(5:05) Comedy Central hires Jeff Ross to do what he does best -- make offensive jokes ... and then acts surprised when he makes one about the "Dark Knight" massacre. Evan rips the network a new one.
(13:00) MIchael Phelps has six wingmen at the bar -- his medals from this Olympics. Plus, fellow swimmer Ryan Lochte is glad he doesn't have a girlfriend ... pulling a chick after a night of partying.
(22:00) Cops calls BS on TMZ's story about college football star Montee Ball ... then have to eat their words. We'll tell you why.
(28:00) Khloe Kardashian is in the running to be a host on "X Factor" -- and everyone agrees ... she's the best Kardashian for the job.
(34:00) Amanda Bynes is trying to dethrone Lindsay Lohan as the worst driver ever -- after being accused of yet another hit and run.
(35:45) Brad Pitt's body double isn't nearly as hot as the real thing -- and it all comes down to the wardrobe department that dresses him like a thrift store mannequin.
(39:00) 14-year-old Kylie Jenner tweets a photo of her wearing a thong bikini ... is she too young to do this? Max thinks it's totally normal.
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