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Censored 'Batman' Joke ...

Com. Central Wusses Out

8/6/2012 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Comedy Central
knew Jeff Ross was going to make tasteless jokes at Roseanne's roast -- then acted horrified when he cracked one about the "Dark Knight" massacre. We're calling BS on the network.

And, Stephanie Pratt's boyfriend got the street justice he deserved after running over a cop's foot.

Plus, Brad Pitt's stunt double -- somebody get this guy some decent clothes.
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(0:00) Stephanie Pratt's boyfriend is guilty of vehicular stupidity -- hitting the gas pedal when a cop was writing him a ticket ... and running over the officer's foot. You gotta see the video -- and how the cop took him down.
(5:05) Comedy Central hires Jeff Ross to do what he does best -- make offensive jokes ... and then acts surprised when he makes one about the "Dark Knight" massacre. Evan rips the network a new one.
(13:00) MIchael Phelps has six wingmen at the bar -- his medals from this Olympics. Plus, fellow swimmer Ryan Lochte is glad he doesn't have a girlfriend ... pulling a chick after a night of partying.
(22:00) Cops calls BS on TMZ's story about college football star Montee Ball ... then have to eat their words. We'll tell you why.
(28:00) Khloe Kardashian is in the running to be a host on "X Factor" -- and everyone agrees ... she's the best Kardashian for the job.
(34:00) Amanda Bynes is trying to dethrone Lindsay Lohan as the worst driver ever -- after being accused of yet another hit and run.
(35:45) Brad Pitt's body double isn't nearly as hot as the real thing -- and it all comes down to the wardrobe department that dresses him like a thrift store mannequin.
(39:00) 14-year-old Kylie Jenner tweets a photo of her wearing a thong bikini ... is she too young to do this? Max thinks it's totally normal.
(42:00) We take your calls!
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sidebar    

Harveys back which means we'll have Kardashian stories.

623 days ago
2.

Edam    

Taboo subjects do not become fair game when 2 bit comedians are only using it to get attention.

623 days ago
3.

Bubbles The Chimp    

Well Hell. Big Head Dwarf is back. Not good.

623 days ago
4.

Kelly    

God bless America, where comedians are protected by the First Amendment!

623 days ago
5.

Edam    

Nice audio sync.

623 days ago
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Flying Blind    

you got that Max - Cop guy!

623 days ago
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Bubbles The Chimp    

MIKE IS FAT.

lol

623 days ago
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Bubbles The Chimp    

Is Dax still pretending to be straight?

623 days ago
9.

sidebar    

Who is Stephanie Pratt or this driver?

623 days ago
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Bubbles The Chimp    

I would hate to hear Ryan's whisper.

623 days ago
11.

Frankthepotatoman    

What have I missed?

623 days ago
12.

Bubbles The Chimp    

Notice how confrontational everyone is now that the Big Headed Dwarf is back.

That balding fool makes everyone want to shoot themselves.

623 days ago
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1    

heeeeey, Harvey is back from his vacation...

623 days ago
14.

Bubbles The Chimp    

Harvey talking about articulate speaking?

The dwarf can't even say a sentence without sounding like Rain Man.

623 days ago
15.

Donovan    

I think Harvey needs to hang it up...he brings the show level down. He has a formula and he sticks with it...it's all manufactured hype and it feels really cheesy. He's also way too old to lead this kind of show and it feels very unnatural with him among all the young people.

623 days ago
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