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Censored 'Batman' Joke ...

Com. Central Wusses Out

8/6/2012 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Comedy Central
knew Jeff Ross was going to make tasteless jokes at Roseanne's roast -- then acted horrified when he cracked one about the "Dark Knight" massacre. We're calling BS on the network.

And, Stephanie Pratt's boyfriend got the street justice he deserved after running over a cop's foot.

Plus, Brad Pitt's stunt double -- somebody get this guy some decent clothes.
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(0:00) Stephanie Pratt's boyfriend is guilty of vehicular stupidity -- hitting the gas pedal when a cop was writing him a ticket ... and running over the officer's foot. You gotta see the video -- and how the cop took him down.
(5:05) Comedy Central hires Jeff Ross to do what he does best -- make offensive jokes ... and then acts surprised when he makes one about the "Dark Knight" massacre. Evan rips the network a new one.
(13:00) MIchael Phelps has six wingmen at the bar -- his medals from this Olympics. Plus, fellow swimmer Ryan Lochte is glad he doesn't have a girlfriend ... pulling a chick after a night of partying.
(22:00) Cops calls BS on TMZ's story about college football star Montee Ball ... then have to eat their words. We'll tell you why.
(28:00) Khloe Kardashian is in the running to be a host on "X Factor" -- and everyone agrees ... she's the best Kardashian for the job.
(34:00) Amanda Bynes is trying to dethrone Lindsay Lohan as the worst driver ever -- after being accused of yet another hit and run.
(35:45) Brad Pitt's body double isn't nearly as hot as the real thing -- and it all comes down to the wardrobe department that dresses him like a thrift store mannequin.
(39:00) 14-year-old Kylie Jenner tweets a photo of her wearing a thong bikini ... is she too young to do this? Max thinks it's totally normal.
(42:00) We take your calls!
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Flying Blind    

whad he say?

744 days ago
17.

charles    

great you got out of the stranglehold of the local narrative providers, saw rest of the world television

744 days ago
18.

Donovan    

Normally I don't like to make fun of how people but I think TMZ staff is fair game because of what glee they have every day in making fun of other people's looks. I think the name Big Headed Dwarf is hilarious and so fitting...he has a huge head both physically and mentally. White Charles is funny too because I think Charles lost the brother in him a long time ago.

744 days ago
19.

Morticia Cowghoul    

testing my account

744 days ago
20.

Bubbles The Chimp    

Way to go Raquel. You made a valid point without Ghetto talk.

744 days ago
21.

christy    

WELCOME BACK HARVEY!! You look great, did you have a nice VA-K? Nice Tan! You were missed!

744 days ago
22.

whatIsay    

Tacky as hell!!! There will NEVER be a time that that kind of joke will be ok! People died!! Thats NOT funny! One of them was ONLY 6 years old!!! Comics need to sit down on this one!

744 days ago
23.

CN    

So they do know we hate Kardashian stories.

744 days ago
24.

Grace    

TMZ should not promote Khloe Kardashian. How biased. Sick of the KK's

744 days ago
25.

sidebar    

Harvey, what is the deal with the front of your pants looking so weird? Commando or something?

744 days ago
26.

Edam    

Harvey needs to see a neurologist. Seriously. I've had a mini stroke and this guy has all the symptoms.

744 days ago
27.

Kelly    

A dead baby, a holocaust survivor, and Lauren Potter from Glee walk into a bar...

744 days ago
28.

Bubbles The Chimp    

Clothes that fit?

The Big Headed Dwarf talking about clothes that fit?...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

744 days ago
29.

CN    

Way too go, Pimp Mama Kris. Pedo's dream, these photos.

744 days ago
30.

Flying Blind    

did Ryan really just say that? .... ha

744 days ago
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