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'Real Housewives' Brit

DISSES Prince Harry --

He's Got a Tinky Winky!

8/22/2012 3:44 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Prince Harry
's package is so small ... he shouldn't be allowed to call himself a prince at all  -- this according to British "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star Lisa Vanderpump.

Lisa was out in Beverly Hills earlier today when we asked if she's seen the pictures -- and she must have been living under a rock the last 12 hours ... because she hadn't.

So our camera guy showed them to her on his phone -- and Lisa replied, "I need a magnifying glass to see that! Hold on, let me get my glasses."

Once she got a good look, Lisa handed the phone back in disbelief, saying, "That's not a ROYAL penis!"

Oh, but it is.

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myopinion    

I love Lisa BUT you should not have said that... well maybe because you don't care about going back to England to live.

792 days ago
2.

YouDontSay    

Wow what does it matter?

792 days ago
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kermit    

she looks like a sherman tank !

792 days ago
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Really People?    

She wishes she could get at that

792 days ago
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samson    

I think a woman should have to show and prove before she calls a man out for having a small package. All the package in the world won't translate into good sex if the woman's a damn starfish or thinks she can get by without holding up her side of the bargain in the sack.

792 days ago
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R    

Hmmm. Apparently, she has no idea that some penises can get really nicely big when aroused compared to what they look when not aroused and at the moment of cupping Harry's was "calm".

792 days ago
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SMASHED    

I use to love Lisa. Now I will say to you, Lisa, STFU. You look old.
Way old.

792 days ago
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octdregs    

He's covering his junk, you can't see anything...she is one dumb pig...

792 days ago
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Mike Litoris    

Look like the Housewives are the same all over the world. Trash.

792 days ago
10.

Jay W.     

lol... Harry needs to tell her that he'll let her put it in her mouth. Then he can Vander "Pump" her face.
This Lisa broad is a sexy ole coug....

792 days ago
11.

OhWell    

Long Live
"Horny Harry"!

792 days ago
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LCS27    

He may has a small package, but her vagina is opened and wide like a dungeon's cave, so every penis is small for her.

792 days ago
13.

Mumra the Ever Living    

She's a pig, she's ugly, and her body is as lumpy as old oatmeal.
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Perhaps she should just put a burlap bag over her head and just go back to England.

792 days ago
14.

Melissa1987    

who the hell is this ho trying to make herself relevant?

792 days ago
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dan    

Oh yeah Lisa and your 5'6" husband Kenneth Todd is really packing i'm sure.

792 days ago
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