Theft Victim to Lindsay: 'What's Mine is Yours'

My ***** is SO HUGE that I can carry around extra clothing if needed and I grow my ***** hair down to my ankles and I tie it with five goat bells. I jingle and jangle all around the UK ! When I come to the USA I LOVE to flip off all the Yanks ! I am so talented ...right?

My ***** is SO HUGE that I can carry around extra clothing if needed and I grow my ***** hair down to my ankles and I tie it with five goat bells. I jingle and jangle all around the UK ! When I come to the USA I LOVE to flip off all the Yanks ! I am so talented ...right?

Obstruction of justice much??

I hope Loser Lohan gets 20 years. Then we don't have to hear about this trifling trashy hoe again.

Yes. I love you Sam.
Lindsay needs support against all these vindictive peoiple.

One should consider bright pink lipstick for large ***** lips and with huge ***** lips from a stretched out vaginal hole like mine one should use pale mauve. Keep styling...luv ya Nicole DUI wrong way Richieeee

F you LAPD for wasting money and resources on this.

WHAT? ...
"What is mine is yours??"
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Obviously, LiLo must have also stolen his brain.

If "what's mine is yours" was true, he wouldn't have called the cops in the first place.

anyone else saw this coming? this is why this girl never learns because of garbage ppl enabling her. i hope the cops request cell phone and text records and charge them both for lying to the cops

There's nothing so pathetic as a star obsessed loser like this guy, who will lie, cheat, steal or do anything because he thinks it will win him the affections of a celebu-tard like blowhan who couldn't care less whether he lived or died...

I heard Michael Lohan offered sex with Lindsay in exchange for that guy telling cops to forget it. Which would fit her typical M.O.....

Too late, it is out of your hands buddy. Now you can go to jail with your whore clown.

What a ****tard, that is exactly why this stupid bitch is the way she is.

sounds like old man going to get some as payoff