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Comic Book Legend Stan Lee

I Got a Pacemaker ...

BUT I AIN'T DEAD!

9/28/2012 2:35 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Spider-Man, Bruce Banner, Daredevil, The Avengers and the X-Men can all rest easy ... 'cause their fearless creator Stan Lee is alive and kickin' after getting a pacemaker implanted near his heart.

The 90-year-old comic book legend just fired off an AWESOME statement to fans after undergoing pacemaker surgery in L.A. last week, in which he proudly declares that he's not yet ready to become the Grimm Reaper's bitch:

"Attention, Troops!

This is a dispatch sent from your beloved Generalissimo, directly from the center of Hollywood’s combat zone!

Now hear this! Your leader hath not deserted thee! In an effort to be more like my fellow Avenger, Tony Stark, I have had an electronic pace-maker placed near my heart to insure that I’ll be able to lead thee for another 90 years.

But fear thee not, my valiant warriors. I am in constant touch with our commanders in the field and victory shall soon be ours. Now I must end this dispatch and join my troops, for an army without a leader is like a day without a cameo!"

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GnuG43    

Not THIS is someone who looks like a boss.

693 days ago
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demoncat    

would not be surprised if that pacemaker helps stan live to a hundred or out live betty white even. for even the grim reaper is not ready to battle stan till he is ready for that show down.

693 days ago
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Elizabeth    

I hope that Stan will be fine after the pacemaker. it came to my mind that Michael jackson met Stan lee years ago.... Mike liked Stan's work!

692 days ago
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Justsay Nohan    

He lives, True Believers! Excelsior!!

692 days ago
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