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Mexican Superstar

My Son the Bandito!

10/8/2012 3:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

1005-jenni-rivera-tmz Mexican superstar Jenni Rivera -- who has sold 20 million albums -- made a frantic call to cops that went something like this: "Hola, Que tal? My son may be robbing me blind."

Kidding.  It actually went down like this.  Rivera woke up out of a dead sleep at 2 AM Wednesday, after hearing rustling in the bushes that made her more suspicious than a scorned lover in a telenovela. 

Panicked ... Rivera ran to the monitor attached to her security camera, and saw a suspicious hombre lurking outside.  Rivera then called 911 and reported what she thought was an attempted burglary.

Cops responded in rapido facion, only to discover the suspect was actually one of Rivera's sons, who apparently stayed out a little too late and was trying to make his way inside.

All was well, so cops said hasta la vista, baby. 

We apologize in advance. Don't bother writing.

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dopeness    

Why is this news?

Also, 20 million albums sold, wow!

743 days ago
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Dontay    

Looks like someone only made it through the first week of high school Spanish... "Que tal?" is a part of speech that exists only in the Castellano dialect of Spain (which is considered "proper Spanish" *jerk off hand gesture*). In the general Mexican dialect, "Como estas?" would be the proper greeting.

743 days ago
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awesomewave    

Who?

743 days ago
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just because    

hey did you hear they found Rodriguez the musician

743 days ago
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just because    

i swear he is somehow related to Gina Gershon

743 days ago
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Phishie from Philly    

Who is she? What is she? When did she sell these albums? How many albums she sell?
..
Phishie from Philly

743 days ago
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Nuts2Fat    

The real news here is the article didn't mention her sextape, TMZ is losing its touch!

743 days ago
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Sandra    

Jenni is going to come after you TMZ! lol!

Btw she speaks better English than some of the people on your staff pendejos.

743 days ago
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laffnbear    

If it had been hand gun happy America, she would have shot and killed him, then called the police.

743 days ago
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arale norimaki    

who are you? and why should i care?

743 days ago
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DrDeMarzo    

Nice bit of racism there, TMZ. So next time there's a story about an Asian may we expect a lot of "ching chang ding dong wing wong numbuh" crap? And for a story about one of your basketballers beating up someone, will you be writing a lot of "jive turkeys". Sorry not everyone's as white as you. The nerve of these brown people.
Harvey, I'm actually really surprised you would allow this. Very disappointing.

743 days ago
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The New Improved Sock Puppet    

What is it with Mexican women and Sharpee eyebrows? Even their "stars" have them. I'm not up on my Mexican, but isn't that ghetto?

743 days ago
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Celebrities Suck    

and this is supposed to be news?

742 days ago
14.

Crystal    

hahahha. this was a funny article. spanglish much. lol.

742 days ago
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Dino     

***She is a well known artist in Latin America, a lot of people who never go out their box won't know her ,
so why this dull history is around here***

742 days ago
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