The Lohans -- You Be the Judge

Only a matter of time till the whole family releases an orgy video.

You know your life is f*cked when your parents are Dina and Michael Lohan and Michael is the better parent.
I'm surprised Lindsay hasn't OD'd by now. I mean, she looks and sounds like she's in her early 50's. I'm sure having two sh!tbags definitely contributed to her being a lying druggie alcoholic thief. I seriously can't imagine her making it to 30 years old.

TMZ needs more button options for their articles. Saying who needs rehab more; Lindsay or Dina, is like saying what smells worse: pooping after drinking a case of bud light and eatting cabbage, or throwing up taco bell and Goldschlager.

Another question-
Which demise would be best for Michael, Dina & Lindsay--
1) Consumed by Quicksand
2) Firing Squad

You guys are really scratching for that 1 a.m. story on the Lohan's. We already know they're crazy so your poll is usless. Goodnight and have a fun filled weekend.

What a crap ass family..........

Why is there not a vote if Lindsay was using Coke?

Seeing all three of them with their pie holes open at the same time makes me want to get a gun.

Lindsay does not need sympathy every imate in prison will tell you they had mommy and daddy issues but no one feels sorry for them? Lindsay needs to put on her big girl pants on and start being an adult.

It'd be a perfect world if all these people just disappeared and we never even had to hear the names Lohan, Kardashian, Jackson or Obama ever again.

Watching the whole Lohan saga unfold over the years makes me really glad that I had good parents and an awesome childhood. Sure we were as dysfunctional as the next family, but we sure weren't the Lohans and I really am grateful for that.

You guys are gonna start reporting when LiLo takes a ****. Ridiculous the amount of coverage that trash gets on TMZ.

And yeah, her parents are horrid but I know plenty of people with ****ty parents and nowhere near the opportunity that talentless hack was given and guess what? They didn't turn out near as vile as Lindsey Lohan, not even close....

That pic looks like they should be at sideshow alley, namely the clowns that you put the balls in their mouth and hope for a prize. All pun intended!!!!!

What's really sad about all of this is that Lindsay Lohan is a very fragile person who really needs her family for support. So her parents really need to cut the nonsense.

Give it up TMZ with your childish polls. We all know you don't have the guts to call Michael Lohan out on his persistent lies because he is your BS source on most of the Lohan stories.

We got a glimpse of the real Michael Lohan on TMZ live last night when he was shockingly nasty to a caller and Harvey nor Charles came to the the caller's defense. That says it all. Lindsay made the right decision by cutting off her douche dad, she's better without him.

He's taped Lindsay before and sold them, he tried to sell pages of her journal, and now again he's done the same thing. His God is money.