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Harvey Levin Picks NFL Winner

'My Assistant is a Curse'

10/20/2012 3:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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We've pin-pointed the source of Harvey Levin's losing streak ... his assistant Tyler ... and now our fearless leader (2-4) has a brand new strategy to shake the monkey off his back for our week 7 matchup Ravens vs. Texans.

Heeeeere we go!

Question: Who ya got?
Harvey: Houston ... for 3 reasons. 1) home field advantage 2) Baltimore has injuries 3) Tyler is in Baltimore and I think he's gonna screw everything up for the Ravens.

Question: Cause he's cursed?
Harvey: Yes.

Question: How will Baltimore's D fare without Ray Lewis?
Harvey: I worry about Ray because now he has a lot of anger and no outlet.

Question: Did you know Texans running back Arian Foster is a vegan?
Harvey: Really? Well, I'm hopeful he will do well IF he's taking amino acids ... it's really important.

Harvey: Oh, and if he's ever in New York, go to Candle 79 ... it's fabulous ... try the fake chicken piccata, unbelievable.

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