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Justin Bieber Sued

You Stole My Credit Card

for Penis Enlargement

10/23/2012 8:42 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Justin Bieber bought himself a penis enlargement with a stolen credit card ... and he's also cheating on his GF with Ke$ha, Rihanna and Penelope Cruz ... this according to a CRAZY new lawsuit filed in court and obtained by TMZ.

Bieber has been sued in Michigan by a man claiming to be Selena Gomez's father -- who makes some of the most insane, and obviously untrue allegations ever documented in court.

Among the highlights:

-- "Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug."

-- "Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums."

-- "[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty [sic] combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones."

-- "Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. "

The lawsuit concludes ... "I'm an emotional mess ... America must boycott biebers music!"

We decided not to call Justin for comment -- because, well, you know ...

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devilgirl    

That poor Canadian Bear rug! LOL.

707 days ago
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EarthAngel    

LMAO!!!!!

707 days ago
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NOT ELMO    

i didn't know girls like J-Bieber had Penises, it must be a new kind.... https://twitter.com/ninadobrev

707 days ago
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YdoIreadthisstuff    

Sounds about right.

707 days ago
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Blue    

The fireworks and the Katie Perry song made me spit all over my keyboard. Good stuff.

707 days ago
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OH NO!    

Bieber wishes he was that edgy.

707 days ago
7.

Mike    

He gives bieber haters a bad name. Funny as crap though.

707 days ago
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whatevs    

That guy is coo-coo for Cocoa-Puffs!

707 days ago
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Rhubino    

It all makes sense except for the firework part. You light them up OUTSIDE the anal area, then they blow INSIDE the anal area. Sheesh.

707 days ago
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Puffy    

This guy has an American Express card!?

707 days ago
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Elmer Fudd    

Which one of these chicks in the picuture is the bieber?

707 days ago
12.

IceGypsy    

Wow this guy needs some medication.

707 days ago
13.

Paul    

I like this guy. He would be great at a party.

707 days ago
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Tammy    

I am freaking LMAO over here!! There are actual tears coming out of my damn eyes! Thanks, TMZ. You did good on this one!!

707 days ago
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carbin    

Would love to hear a judge read those charges out loud!

707 days ago
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