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Hugh Hefner & Crystal

Chasing Tail

at Mansion Wedding

1/1/2013 12:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Barking News

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Hugh Hefner or Crystal Harris's dog -- it's a toss up which one's sniffed more ass at the Playboy mansion ... but one of them took last night off, we presume, for the Harris-Hefner wedding.

Ex-Playmate Crystal forced her Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, named Charles, to go black tie for the ceremony ... which was attended by a small group of family and friends.

We're not much for wedding pics ... unless there's a damn cute dog involved.

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So, there ya go.

Fun fact: Most King Charles Spaniels live between 10 and 15 years. Hef's longest marriage was 10 years and change.

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1.

KimKnLohanRSlutbags    

She had to lick his a***ole for a billion dollars disgusting critter!

603 days ago
2.

EastCoastChopper    

Kissing this mummy must taste like moth-ball with a splash of halitosis!

603 days ago
3.

Kelly    

Seriously?? Is this all you could come up with??

603 days ago
4.

KnuckleDragger    

Nice picture, Crystal; an old dog on each arm.

603 days ago
5.

kitnplayn    

Marrying yoiur grand daughter is disgusting. Not too far off from a pedophile.

603 days ago
6.

Kelly    

Barking news?? Omg

603 days ago
7.

BellaJ    

How sweet her grandfather gave her away! Oh wait...

603 days ago
8.

wendy    

back in the day the playboy mansion was the place to be. Since we didn't have the internet or cell phones, it was full of mystery and everybody wanted to get an invite, since the worlld is now digital, I applaud the old man for keeping up but he's now a joke to me with this last stunt

603 days ago
9.

KicksandGiggles    

If she takes care of those flowers, they would make a nice funeral arrangement over Hugh's coffin presently under production. Which will not be a moment too soon. I bet she has some nifty recipes from Hitch****'s cookbook.

603 days ago
10.

twistedmomma8     

If Hef is happy leave them be! He worked his butt off let him enjoy life! Congrats we love you guys!

603 days ago
11.

Vote2012    

Something about this is creepy and sick....she is doing nothing but going after the money, he is so out of it he probably has no clue what is going on.

603 days ago
12.

just sayin    

I can't believe he didn't wear his red silk robe.

603 days ago
13.

Christy    

Seriously...that dog is gonna outlive this old fart. I mean Charles...not Crystal.

603 days ago
14.

wayne    

You know what they say, there's no fool, like an old fool. Heftner is old plus a fool.

603 days ago
15.

Pink    

I'm sure it was Crystal, probably tired of changing Hef's diaper, ewwwwww disgusting job, but Crystal has to do it.

603 days ago
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