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Hugh Hefner & Crystal

Chasing Tail

at Mansion Wedding

1/1/2013 12:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Barking News

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Hugh Hefner or Crystal Harris's dog -- it's a toss up which one's sniffed more ass at the Playboy mansion ... but one of them took last night off, we presume, for the Harris-Hefner wedding.

Ex-Playmate Crystal forced her Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, named Charles, to go black tie for the ceremony ... which was attended by a small group of family and friends.

We're not much for wedding pics ... unless there's a damn cute dog involved.

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So, there ya go.

Fun fact: Most King Charles Spaniels live between 10 and 15 years. Hef's longest marriage was 10 years and change.

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su    

he looks good enough to be buried in that outfit.

557 days ago
17.

PT    

So the spaniel has 10-15 years, eh? Hef will be lucky if he has that many days left.

557 days ago
18.

jason    

what a joke...Does anyone else see ($)L($) in her eyes in that picture..prob the only way she can sleep at night o wait hes next to her forget that..

557 days ago
19.

Metta Worldhate    

They look very much in love...

557 days ago
20.

LISA    

BARKING NEWS" "Hugh Hefner or Crystal Harris's dog -- it's a toss up which one's sniffed more ass at the Playboy mansion..."


Well, at least it's not about the fetus AND it's funny!

557 days ago
21.

MC    

I would rather read endless stories about Hugh Hefner's wedding, hell, I'd even make myself watch a Hef sex tape, if it would guarantee I would never have to see or hear another word about Kim Kartrashian and Kanye.

557 days ago
22.

bitchfistcomics.com    

Here's hoping it works this time, Hef.

557 days ago
23.

Ruthie    

I like her dress!

557 days ago
24.

TJ    

Why wouldn't he marry Holly Madison?? She really loved him and was devoted to him??

557 days ago
25.

TJ    

Wonder what the pre-nup says? He is surrounded by women,why does he feel the need to get married,yet again???

557 days ago
26.

TJ    

Adorable doggie. They are quite expensive,(that breed).Actually, that young girl will be quite expensive, as well.She's not genuine~

557 days ago
27.

Lady Di    

A WHITE dress...really?
You couldn't pay me enough to suck that shrivelled old weenie

557 days ago
28.

LRT    

How very sad!

557 days ago
29.

Jay W.     

Hard or soft Hugh... keep her lips wrapped around it!

557 days ago
30.

Phishie from Philly    

He's old enough to be her great great grand pa
..
Phishie from Philly

557 days ago
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