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Hugh Hefner & Crystal

Chasing Tail

at Mansion Wedding

1/1/2013 12:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Barking News

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Hugh Hefner or Crystal Harris's dog -- it's a toss up which one's sniffed more ass at the Playboy mansion ... but one of them took last night off, we presume, for the Harris-Hefner wedding.

Ex-Playmate Crystal forced her Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, named Charles, to go black tie for the ceremony ... which was attended by a small group of family and friends.

We're not much for wedding pics ... unless there's a damn cute dog involved.

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So, there ya go.

Fun fact: Most King Charles Spaniels live between 10 and 15 years. Hef's longest marriage was 10 years and change.

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46.

TJ    

Trophy wife!!

630 days ago
47.

ddee    

She's closer to her dog's age then Hef's!

630 days ago
48.

Toallthehatersoftheworld    

She supposed to be in her twenties she looks old in this picture maybe she didn't get any rest worrying about marrying a old man

630 days ago
49.

missprindes    

He should of married Holly but she left him after they couldn't have a baby together, this chick is just a gold digger.

630 days ago
50.

Toilethead    

I bet she does it more often with the mutt than with him.

630 days ago
51.

lynkel    

arm candy yes. But I don't think I have hugh is that dumb. so he will probably leave he so he will probably leave her 1,000,000 while while he's alive he will bang the s*** out of her because she is good arm candy. I think he's coming out on top.

630 days ago
52.

SureThing    

The correct name of the breed is Cavalier King Charles Spaniel aka Cavi

630 days ago
53.

Sjango    

Money talks its the american dream

630 days ago
54.

exlax    

take that high society he married something of not worth your photo shot

630 days ago
55.

exlax    

larry flint has better women

630 days ago
56.

exlax    

stink on stank .. an it all skunk

630 days ago
57.

exlax    

he bought himself a self resuscuckting machine.. that was second hand

630 days ago
58.

exlax    

he got 2 ugly dogs.. like his last series.. throw in a kat

630 days ago
59.

exlax    

hugh is ready for that 3-some

630 days ago
60.

exlax    

he is reaching for the sex pills before he can let his tailor fix his pants or shine his shoes.. he lost about 6 inches

630 days ago
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