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Lindsay Lohan

Dodges Legal Bullet ...

For Now

1/7/2013 7:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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1214_lindsay_lohan_01Lindsay Lohan was a no-show in a NYC courtroom this morning for her nightclub assault case -- but, luckily for her ... prosecutors delayed the proceedings.

Lohan was scheduled to make her first court appearance for the nightclub fight she got into with a woman back in November. LiLo allegedly punched the woman in her face, then got arrested (below) and booked for 3rd degree misdemeanor assault.

This morning prosecutors announced, "The investigation into this case is continuing."

Good thing, since Lindsay never made it to the courthouse, and it was touch and go if she'd make it anyway ... since she's been hanging in London for the last week.

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Attorney Mark Heller -- who says he's representing Linds -- was there and claims she's "a victim of someone trying to capture their 15 minutes of fame." He also said a psychic told Lindsay Lohan she will have a great 2013 ... so there's that.

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Javadude54    

"A psychic told Lindsay Lohan she will have a great 2013" and then Lohan punched her in the face.

618 days ago
122.

StarryStarryNight    

In the ongoing trainwreck that is Lindsay Lohan’s life, is there any shadow of a doubt that her mother is her worst enabler? Her mother, the one who accompanied her to a “paid party” this New Year’s sponsored by Prince Azim of Brunei. Her mother, the one who regularly gets wasted with her daughter, does interviews wasted, and denies that her daughter has any problems whatsoever. It’s exhausting to try and recap the messiness in Lindsay Lohan’s life, but her mother has been there, denying and blaming and lying the entire time. There’s little doubt who taught Lindsay that a sense of entitlement, a total lack of personal responsibility, and a propensity to lie your ass off are completely acceptable coping skills.

So it’s not surprising to hear Dina blame her ex husband for all of Lindsay’s problems. What’s surprising to me is that Dina is finally admitting that Lindsay has a problem. Did Lindsay and her mom have another big fight on New Year’s and is this payback? Did Lindsay tell her mom not to cut in on her international profits?

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I’ll hand it to Dina. Not only has she managed to (almost) completely deflect from the fact she’s been doing blow and partying with Lindsay from the minute the Disney money started rolling in, but after reading this I completely stopped blaming Lindsay for being such a ****-up and simply marveled at the fact that all she’s done so far is become an international hooker who runs overs babies. Seriously, it’s a miracle James Bond hasn’t shot her for detonating a Doomsday Device in the middle of Queens. “Looksh like you’ve been shnuffed out, FrecklePushy.”

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618 days ago
123.

LK    

I HAD A FEELING SHE DIDN'T HAVE 2 SHOW . SO SHE NEVER LEFT ENGLAND @ ALL ?? LOL
HOPE THE IRS GETS HER AZZZZ !!!

618 days ago
124.

LK    

ARE THERE ANY NEW PIC'S OF HER COMING OUT OF BARS WASTED ???

618 days ago
125.

lalet    

I know Lindsey is a mess, but I can also see how some weirdo freak might get in her face and start harassing her just because of who she is. What I dont understand is why does she not have a body guard and a driver. I wouldn't take any chances if I were her.

618 days ago
126.

ketjo    

I can hear Micheal on the phone with his old pals ...."listen do what you have to do to delay the DA proceeding she didn't make the freaking plane .Call in a few favors with your contacts but just do it while I get her ass back to the US before next week " ........
In the mean time Dina is snorting and sceaming" its all Micheal's fault he did this ...I'll fix his ass and show the world its all Micheal's fault.."
In other words business as usual for Lohan Inc......

618 days ago
127.

Sandy    

i am looking forward to next weeks court hearing, She has to be at that one, Hope she can make it back from London in time, I thought she was broke How can she afford to stay in a hotel there unless she will leave without paying again and say later she thought it was going to be taken care of by someone else LOL

618 days ago
128.

NOT ELMO    

Me says LOCK That WHORE Up and Fire that Trump sounding Lawyer................lol

618 days ago
129.

Ginger    

You dumbasses all act like you're some kind of legal experts. Go back to your sewage pond.

618 days ago
130.

Its Nikki Bitches    

ROTF! Just watched TMZs video of Blohans lawyer. That a clown this Jack Ass is..


Too Funny, he was that 2013 will be a good year for Blohan and the paps all start laughing, you even hear one say "Yeah Right" !!!


OMG that was so funny. I you haven't listen to it.


Blohan lawyer is a joke !! Bwahahahhahhaha!

618 days ago
131.

ketjo    

I now have NO DOUBT what so ever that Micheal Lohan reach out to his friends and got that DA to delay because he knew she had not left England..... While Dina doing her best to deflect he is saving her ass again with his underworld connections.....
Shut you mouth Dina Lohan you look like the fool and monster you really are.....by the way idiot if the beating you discribe happen in 1986 then Lindsay must have witnessed from your womb because she hadn't been born yet.....Like Madison said.....can't even keep her storys straight....

618 days ago
132.

Firefly    

Her lawyer said a psychic told Lindsay Lohan she will have a great 2013............more arrests.

618 days ago
133.

Its Nikki Bitches    

In a blockbuster legal do***ent uncovered by RadarOnline.com, the Supreme Court of New York, Appellate Division, suspended Heller from the practice of law for a period of five years.

The violations occurred between 1989 and 1992 and involved 12 separate clients, the do***ent asserts.

Heller was ultimately found guilty of 18 violations, and was suspended from 1994 to 1999.

618 days ago
134.

VanessaHot    

UK Newspaper aussume that she will join the celebrity big brother house in London. She will be locked up in the most famous house in the UK. Please let her never out! Heidi Montag and Spencer are currently in the house, Lindsay will probebly join later as a nice surprise!! LOL

618 days ago
135.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Mark Heller is a SMUCK !!!

618 days ago
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