TMZ Live(0:00) Conrad Murray turns on the tears -- leaving a sob-filled voicemail about how much jail sucks. You gotta hear this ... and then decide if he's faking it or not.
(7:30) Justin Bieber is being accused of yelling obscenities at a woman in a NC gym ... but his people are calling BS on the story.
(10:00) Smokey Robinson calls in to rip Harvey a new one -- after Harvey ripped Beyonce a new one for lip syncing during the inauguration.
(18:00) Famed director Eli Roth calls in to say Snoop Lion is a real Rastafarian ... after the rapper was accused of being a big faker by one of Bob Marley's Wailers.
(23:00) Dan Patrick calls in to talk football -- after Matt Damon says the only reason the Patriots lost was because of injuries.
(28:00) Lindsay Lohan's savior, attorney Shawn Holley, is finally calling it quits on her. Plus, Max from The Wanted is adamant ... he is NOT dating her.
(31:00) What if the sexy hetero male in "50 Shades of Grey" was played by a gay man -- in this case, Matt Bomer -- in the movie? The ladies sound off.
(36:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00) Serena Williams loses her temper again -- and this time the victim was her tennis racket.