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Trump Sues Maher for $5 Mil

I PROVED I'm Not

Part-Orangutan

2/5/2013 4:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Donald Trump
's mother is no orangutan-banger ... so says the Donald himself in a new, actually-filed lawsuit obtained by TMZ. Seriously, Trump actually filed this.

The Donald just sued Bill Maher for $5 MILLION ... claiming the HBO talk show host is skipping out on his promise to donate $5 mil to charity if Trump could prove he isn't the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan.

According to Trump, Maher made the offer during an appearance on "Leno" ... after Trump had made a $5 million challenge to President Obama regarding POTUS' birth certificate.

In his suit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Trump says he formally responded to Maher's challenge with a copy of his birth certificate, proving he is, in fact, the "son of Fred Trump" ... who is not a member of the Great Ape family.

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Trump claims 5 "worthy charities" have now been deprived of millions of dollars in donations ... and it's all Maher's fault.

Anyone in the mood for a banana?

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Dr Samuel Weiscrak    

Aside from the fact Trump feels that birth certificates aren't worth the paper they are written on when it belongs to someone else, a birth certificate doesn't prove biological paternity.

Who's to say his mother wasn't some freaky bitch who was cheating on his dad with an orangutan?

I want to see Independent 3rd party DNA analysis of STFU and go home Trump! lols, talk about a frivolous lawsuit...

440 days ago
92.

MysticalFlute    

A birth certificate does not a DNA match make...

440 days ago
93.

MateoYork    

Still think they hate us for our freedom?

440 days ago
94.

manicsquirrel    

I want to see his "long form" birth certificate. This doesn't prove a thing!

440 days ago
95.

critter    

Where's his long-form certificate? And how do we know it isn't a forgery?

440 days ago
96.

critter    

I hope for god someone uses the crap out of trump so he can't get back to his money or anything else anymore.

440 days ago
97.

tilly     

They are both asses. I love Bill but always wonder why he comes out on both his and other shows laughing. I think he is always nervous. As for The Donald, he is a gross salesman, nothing more. He sell ties and BEDS for petes sake.

440 days ago
98.

jersyjoker    

Donalds right for anyone that saw it - its about time bill puts his money where his mouth is !!

440 days ago
99.

Toilethead    

But is that the long form birth certificate? HAHHAHAHHAA. I still think he's half ape.

440 days ago
100.

mottm    

Good for Trump! About time Maher puts his money where his mouth is; in the trash!

440 days ago
101.

Mayu    

Mahers an *******. Just for that reason, I hope some judge agrees with Trump

440 days ago
102.

Maverick    

Trump may not have descended from apes, but he sure acts like it.

440 days ago
103.

tleeg    

If he was part ape...he wouldnt need a toupee. Hed have hair on his head.

440 days ago
104.

Rich    

Trump is a frigging JERK. Was he really born of a human. Maybe a Republican one. That is why he is so vile.

440 days ago
105.

Courtney    

Bill Maher is a jerk, and I have heard him say terrible things about people he disagrees with politically. Maybe its time that someone fought back.

440 days ago
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