Somewhere, someone owes somebody a Porsche sports car. An insurance company wants to know who. Don't have to guess where all the signs point to. It has to suck to be her. You can take that last sentence either way.
I wonder just HOW many of My Cousin Hellers' rabbit feet Crackie had to pillage to make that coat?
Lohan is going to hang herself. Choking on her own lies she still can't get and keep stright. She wanted the trial and is getting it. How a jury won't see through that is beyond me. Everyone is lieing but Lohan. Good luck with that.
Lohan does whatever for attention. She will get attention from the trial never in a good way.
Lohan is no social butterfly no matter how hard she tries.
My cousin Heller: Your honor, we submit evidence that the bruises found on Miss Lohan's left shoulder were caused from the Corkscrew roller coaster at Disney theme park.
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Prosecution: Your honor, we submit proof that Miss Lohan isn't tall enough to get on the adult rides.
After reading the posts here once again I can see how everyone is jealous of Ms Bitcho-all because she was raised by a single mother. Who among us would not like to have lips that could be inflated with a bicycle pump. Bitcho is as fabulous as her mother.Stop hating we all can't be Lohans.
Oh yeah. You all can talk crap but I bet you'd not have the nerve to stand there and take all this from people.
I'll give her make up artist a lot of credit here. If you look closely at those eyes, you can almost see the dark circles. Someone is an expert at covering those up. I'm thinking if "THE WALKING DEAD" would like to save some money, hire Smeghan sans makeup. She doesn't even need to act like a Zombie, she is one.
Please,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, that's all I can say TMZ.
Please..............................................................
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With her ginger tentacle weave in full effect, a gorgeous Lindsay Lohan arrived freshly plumped to an amfAR event kicking off Fashion Week in NYC on Wednesday.
