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Lindsay Lohan

The Porn-alike

Casting Call

2/24/2013 9:35 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0224_vivid_launchLindsay Lohan has not been reduced to doing porn ... YET ... but luckily for us a few girls who look just like her have ... and they are in the running to spoof LiLo in an upcoming XXX flick.

Vivid Entertainment is prepping a porn version of the upcoming Lohan movie "The Canyons." And while they have their sights set on James Deen to play the part of himself, they have narrowed the choice of actresses to play Lindsay down to three.

The porn's producers even sent an email to the original producers and offered them the opportunity to help make the hard choice, telling them, "We'll even send the winner to your offices to thank you personally for choosing her."

How gracious.

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61.

Suzy Q     

None of these ladies have the Lindsay boobies.


They need an actress with the following rack attributes (from a camping ditty)


Do your boobies hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a Continental soldier?
Do your boobbbbiiiiieeessss haaaaannnng low?


Find THOSE boobs and you have your look-a-like.

523 days ago
62.

Cecilia     

Ironically, each of these women are held in higher professional esteem as actresses than Lindsay.

523 days ago
63.

Suzy Q     

The Wanted.....YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!!
_________________________


Looks like Lindsay is being paid to tweet about a band of fake old hippies who pretend to be in SF when they're actually filming their video on the seedy side streets of Hollywood.


The video is stupid. You know she had to have been paid to tweet about this band, so now she's officially a TwitterHooker.


Lindsay Lohan: I'm Obsessed with The Mowgli's!


Lindsay Lohan has publicly confessed her love for one hot new band – The Mowgli’s!

“I’m totally obsessed with the sweetness of @themowglis. San Francisco is a great life anthem!” the 26-year-old actress tweeted.

After Lindsay sent out a link to The Mowgli’s music video for “San Francisco,” the YouTube page temporarily crashed for a few minutes. Wow!

The Mowgli’s, who describe themselves as Part 60′s Laurel Canyon, part 70′s Venice Beach and part 10′s Silverlake, have an EP available on iTunes now.

Make sure to check out their video, which was directed by Justin Baldoni, below.


http://www.justjared.com/2013/02/23/lindsay-lohan-im-obsessed-with-the-mowglis/

523 days ago
64.

Faye    

These women look like Lindsay Lohan???? Really???

523 days ago
65.

jwoolman    

It's already a bit past soft porn, not such a jump to hardcore. But this might be a spoof that's better than the original...

The women look too healthy to resemble Lindsay, though. Their eyes have a lot of life in them also, not like Lindsay's dead eyes. Really brings home the fact that she's very unwell these days.

523 days ago
66.

Dynasty    

Why don't they just get the real Lindsay Lohan?

523 days ago
67.

LLsez    

Maddy and Nikki..are you here?

523 days ago
68.

LLsez    

Jordan Mackenzie ‏@jaymackenzee
jessica chastain is like a glam, non-drug addicted, lindsey lohan and i am all about that comparison. #ERedCarpet #Oscars

523 days ago
69.

NOT ELMO    

The one on the Left has Me Vote and Me D***....

523 days ago
70.

StarryStarryNight    

these girls look sooo much better than hohan.

and besides, they'd actually show up for work, not stop up all the toilets, trash the place or steal everything not nailed down.

523 days ago
71.

Jay    

Wow that chick with the red hair a million times hotter than Lindsay.

523 days ago
72.

LLsez    

FFS. Anne Hathaway has so rocked in terms of fashion throughout awards season (her Tom Ford ensemble was awesome!)

Who will she wear tonight?

(Does anyone know if Anne returned any dresses
chopped in half?)

523 days ago
73.

LLsez    

Oops:

Jonathan ‏@AmericanBoi
When you saw Mean Girls you never thought Amanda Seyfried would be at the Oscars, and Lindsay Lohan wouldn't even be invited.

523 days ago
74.

fargone    

They should have asked lindsey to perform because she needs the money and probably would have said yes. She has all the right requirements: smokes, drinks, does drugs, can't act and looks like a worn out hooker.

523 days ago
75.

LLsez    

Stu Whitten ‏@Stu_FX
"Who are you wearing?" "Lindsay Lohan. Skinned her myself."

523 days ago
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