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Lindsay Lohan

Outrageous Letter to Prosecutor

'We Can Fix Her'

2/26/2013 12:11 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

In one of the most inappropriate moves in memory ... Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer tried to get the judge in her criminal case to read a letter in which he claims he and the prosecutor are working as a team to "fix" Lindsay.

TMZ broke the story ... attorney Mark Heller attached a letter he wrote to the Santa Monica and L.A. City Attorneys to legal docs he filed with the court.  Sources connected with the prosecution tell us the letter pissed the judge off because it looks like an attempt to improperly influence the court.

In the letter, Heller writes to prosecutors Terry White and Spencer Hart ... "... we, as a team, [can] help 'fix' Lindsay Lohan." 

Heller goes on to blame Lindsay's troubles on her dysfunctional family, claiming you can't judge her "without considering the pain, torment and confusion which Lindsay has experienced and has been afflicted with."  

Heller tries to steer the prosecutor -- and realistically the judge as well -- away from jail time, saying, "Lindsay will gladly be participating in intensive psychotherapy, submitting herself to regular screenings and contributing her time to the production of public service messages."   He also offers up Lindsay to speak at schools, hospitals and other venues "where she may provide inspirational talks."

And get this ... Heller says he's exploring the creation of a Lindsay Lohan foundation that will provide a non-profit program to benefit young people. 

Heller doesn't say how it will be funded.


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FFS!! "PSAs will fix Lindsay Lohan"!!????

Think of Matt Foley, Chris Farley's Motivational Speaker , "Hi, my name is Matt Foley, and I live in a van down by the river..."

Thanks to an earlier poster for this memory jog. I am hurting from laughing at so many great posts today.

568 days ago


Funny how this joke of a letter was dated Feb 4 yet only recieved Feb 26. California isn't that far even with regualar mail. Even quicker with Fax overnight and email.

This is the same type of sandbag crap Lohan and Heller pulled on Shawn Holley.

Once again Lohan can't play dumb like she knew nothing about this. She did this just like she fired Holley. When Heller made a fool of himself in court Lohan tried to pull she fired Holley just for today. Lohan knew she made a very big mistake and no going back.

Shawn Holley is laughing her ass off. Saunter is retireing in a week or so, so she's done with Lohan. Anyone knows who the new judge will be for this circus?

568 days ago


Just thought of something. With this letter and Heller Skeller referring to Terry and Spencer as a "TEAM" with him, is he trying to show the judge a "Conflict of Interest" as the Prosecutors want to "FIX" Smeghan and NOT prosecute her? Aw, I'm so freakin' confused, where's the margarita bar, I'm overloading?

568 days ago


@Dr Cracker

That wasn't her entertainment lawyer thats TMZ nonsense, it was Steve Honig her PR at the time and he wasn't there whilst Lindsay was being questioned, There is a video of Lindsay leaving the hospital, its Steve Honig with her.

568 days ago

Its Nikki Bitches    

I hope the new judge will take into consideration how many rehabs, hosiptals,counselors, judges, probation officers, comunnity serives, lawyers, jail time, therapist, friends, ect. have tried to help and change Lying Lindsay

The girl will never change and doesnt want to change. The only thing that will change Lying Lindsay is a nice long stay in jail. Where she can think long and hard, where she went wrong, what needs to be fixed and how she can change her life for the better. Most of all how she needs to change her ugly inside that thinks she is above all of the world.

Nice swift kick in the ass jail, will do her some good and save her ass from ODing

568 days ago


The FREE FRECKLE FRIDAY spokesperson is in the house!

568 days ago


The "pain", "torment" and "confusion" that Lindsay has been subject to.............from what spending twenty million dollars by the age of twenty six and winding up a million dollars in debt.........??????

568 days ago


She will want to be paid for the appearances at all these places. Many people come from dysfunctional families yet don't get in this type of trouble. She is a spoiled rich girl who truly needs to learn a lesson from this round of court. Period.

568 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

Look at all da road wrecked, inbred, illiterate, redneck, white trash talking H8TURDs posting their crap on yet another Lilo related thread!!!!!!!!!!! Break a hip H8TURD douchebags, Lilo will skate from this fabricated charge as well.

It's time for all you to JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

568 days ago


Crap, I thought this was the sentencing date. Forgot to say Thanks, Mad!

568 days ago

Mumra the Ever Living    

DAVET dribbled out his overstreched bung hole
No offense taken "Dee", as I said few weeks ago, *legal* IP Trackers are a blessing, I know who everyone is ;)
Please DAVET, have mercy on me, I promise not to do anything like that again.
Yours Truly,
Mumra "WIFI" HotSpot

568 days ago

Its Nikki Bitches    

And you'r not :)

568 days ago


Oh no … he’s going to be disbarred (again) before the hearing, isn’t he? That means they will give her more time to find another lawyer who is willing to work for free, and the whole thing will start all over again :(

568 days ago


I like Lindsay

568 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

Legal IP trackers, you fvking idiots will believe anything a inbred troll says........................ LMAO @ U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've heard it ALL. Track my IP douchebag!!!!!!!!

568 days ago
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