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Lindsay Lohan

Outrageous Letter to Prosecutor

'We Can Fix Her'

2/26/2013 12:11 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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In one of the most inappropriate moves in memory ... Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer tried to get the judge in her criminal case to read a letter in which he claims he and the prosecutor are working as a team to "fix" Lindsay.

TMZ broke the story ... attorney Mark Heller attached a letter he wrote to the Santa Monica and L.A. City Attorneys to legal docs he filed with the court.  Sources connected with the prosecution tell us the letter pissed the judge off because it looks like an attempt to improperly influence the court.

In the letter, Heller writes to prosecutors Terry White and Spencer Hart ... "... we, as a team, [can] help 'fix' Lindsay Lohan." 

Heller goes on to blame Lindsay's troubles on her dysfunctional family, claiming you can't judge her "without considering the pain, torment and confusion which Lindsay has experienced and has been afflicted with."  

Heller tries to steer the prosecutor -- and realistically the judge as well -- away from jail time, saying, "Lindsay will gladly be participating in intensive psychotherapy, submitting herself to regular screenings and contributing her time to the production of public service messages."   He also offers up Lindsay to speak at schools, hospitals and other venues "where she may provide inspirational talks."

And get this ... Heller says he's exploring the creation of a Lindsay Lohan foundation that will provide a non-profit program to benefit young people. 

Heller doesn't say how it will be funded.

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jackmama311    

since when is lindsay lohan inspirational??? more like a road map to self destruction. besides, why would she go to a school, there's nothing for her to steal from there, books? Hahaha

418 days ago
17.

Marilyn    

I am tired of commenting on this hateful loser Miss Lindsay Lohan.
PUT HER IN A JAIL CELL WHERE SHE BELONGS!

418 days ago
18.

lk    

How many times is she going to get special treatment and are these people who are asking for leniency for her going to take responsibility for her death when this train wreck in the making finally goes off the tracks permanently?

418 days ago
19.

Majestik    

Dear Heller Skeller,
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Someone might have been able to believe this mindless dribble you've actually thought to put down on paper from the pea sized brain of yours if your "CLIENT" hadn't been out looking like a train wreck, partying every night, getting into fights with club goers and destroying everything she touches. The fact that you claim to be able to "FIX" her hasn't exactly shone through in the time frame you've been her lawyer. I suggest you get a full frontal labotomy and take up basket weaving while your "CLIENT" takes a book out of the library on how to do laundry, clean showers and show respect to Big Bertha and the gang.
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Dear God this guy is a fcuking idiot. Smeghan isn't a windup toy you can replace the springs in.

418 days ago
20.

Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD    

Such a humanitarian....

418 days ago
21.

notalawyer    

Where are the LOSER parents during this latest round of "COURT" for lindsay?

Looks like they are only around when she is paying their bills...

418 days ago
22.

Bwoy dem    

Lindsey must of found this lawyer number on the back of a matchbook.

418 days ago
23.

Roscho    

Wow. This story is written by Edgar Allan Poe.

418 days ago
24.

942903    

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAA.

418 days ago
25.

Nonsense    

You can't make this sh*t up.

418 days ago
26.

Ahha!    

"He also offers up Lindsay to speak at schools, hospitals and other venues "where she may provide inspirational talks."" Ummmm.....I never want her speaking to MY children about ANYTHING!

418 days ago
27.

firebaby    

everything happens for a reason... lindsay fired shawn holley to hire this retard.... shawn kept lindsay out of jail, this guy looks like he's paving her path there... with some long, hard jail time, maybe then and only then lindsay will dry out long enough to realize the mess her life is in and start taking steps, *serious* steps, to get on the right path again....
again, everything happens for a reason....

418 days ago
28.

Mikey    

I hope they don't cure the lesbian outta her. What would we do without lesbo porn movies.

418 days ago
29.

Pudding Tang    

'We can fix it/her' ; just as Jeff Spicoli claimed to be able to fix a wrecked pile with a gnarly set of tools.

418 days ago
30.

purejuice    

wait, his proposition is that letting an alcoholic and drug addict who is actively using both drugs and alcohol speak and make PSAs will be inspirational? as a negative example of everything not to be? one reason the 12 step programs, if not the main reason, are ANONYMOUS is to prevent lunatics from spreading the message. this can be considered life-threatening. lohan is nobody to take advice from.

418 days ago
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