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Tanning Mom

Releases a Pop Song

WHY WHY WHY?

5/5/2013 12:59 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

050513_tan_mom_song_launchJust when you thought looking at "Tanning Mom" Patricia Krentcil was the worst thing you could put yourself through -- TMZ has now obtained a snippet of her new song ... which will do for your ears what these photos did to your eyes.

The song, called "It's Tan Mom," will come out in iTunes on Monday morning. We're told Krentcil figured if Octomom could release a song, she could do one better.

We dare you to listen.

Seriously, WE DARE YOU.

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61.

BB not bb    

She could do a whole rap album on the rough life of a housewife in NJ. I bet it would be really funny. She could call it Jersey Pain or Tales of a Suburban Ghetto Housewife.


She could complain about being banned from tanning salons, having people attack her for having a sunburned kid, having people judge her for her tan, etc.


There is a lot to complain about in NJ. I want to hear a rap about it. I am not interested in pimp life in L A.

431 days ago
62.

Mrugowsky    

TMZ wasn't lying when they claimed the song was as bad as the topless pics. It might've been worse.

431 days ago
63.

nipples mugee    

Oh boy, where did we go wrong?

431 days ago
64.

BB not bb    

She fought the NJ nincompoop system and she won. In a way, she is a heroic figure.

431 days ago
65.

RuthieB    

Why does every person who has their undeserved 15 minutes of fame have to make a song?

431 days ago
66.

clickadelic    

That was both pee-your-pants hilarious and nightmare-inducing disturbing.
She's going to drown in all the liquor she imbibes. Hopefully.

431 days ago
67.

Piper    

She isn't the worst thing. The worst things are Kim Kardashian and her mother, Lindsay Lohan, Beyonce, Rosie O'donnal shall I go on?

431 days ago
68.

Cricket    

I couldn't even get through it. That has to be one of the worst of anything, ever. Even worst than her beach pictures. Ugh. Just ugh.

431 days ago
69.

muffcabbage420    

Who knew leather sofas can attempt to sing lmfao

431 days ago
70.

Just Sayin     

No. Just...no.

431 days ago
71.

Flexin    

Not that bad.. I mean its better than anything Kanye West has ever put out.

431 days ago
72.

cs_85    

If this makes it into itunes top 10, I'll consider America doomed.

431 days ago
73.

Truth    

TMZ KEEPS POSTING ABOUT THIS RETARDED C*NT... WHY WHY WHY??? POT CALLS KETTLE. #TRUTH!!

431 days ago
74.

Truth    

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC DOING ANOTHER PARODY?? DUDE IS SPOT ON... #TRUTH!!

431 days ago
75.

TracyK    

OMFG it's another Rebecca Black! All I could think when hearing this was, its friday friday. Just.. No!

431 days ago
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