Ladies and gentlemen, can we please have your attention. We've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story -- THE NEW "ANCHORMAN" MOVIE HAS A MASSIVE BRAWL SCENE ... AND BRICK HAS A TRIDENT!!!
TMZ has just obtained this photo taken on the set of "Anchorman 2" in Georgia yesterday ... and it's pretty self-explanatory. Tonight's top story? The sewers run red with Burgundy blood.
As for Brick -- he should probably find himself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while. Because he's probably wanted for murder.