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Charlie Sheen

The Loch Ness Monster Is

Afraid of Me!

7/13/2013 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen claims his latest co-star was a total no-show simply because they were too afraid to face the awesomeness that is Charlie Sheen. That co-star? THE LOCH NESS MONSTER. 

As TMZ previously reported, Sheen and a few pals traveled to Scotland to see if they could get a look at the infamous creature ... but walked away with nothing. 

Now Sheen tells TMZ the one they call "Nessie" was not beast enough to come out and play with the Warlock. He explains, "Clearly the monster labeled 'Nessie' stayed both hidden and ashamed as it knew deep in her own ancient heart to be NO match both in mythology or reality, to a Beast known throughout the Highlands, the Lowlands, and the Badlands, by one bone-chilling word: MaSheen."

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1.

Lucy    

He was doing ok there for a little while--even was getting back to being crazy Charlie a bit again. But now, once again, he's getting too arrogant and crazy again.

278 days ago
2.

JW    

So now TMZ is reporting someone's sarcasm as a news story worthy of our attention? How low will it go before people turn away.

278 days ago
3.

Jack    

Snort some more coke Charlie, you'll see it.

278 days ago
4.

Susan    

Leave the man alone ! It must be pretty awesome to just pick up and go where you want and have a blast doing what moves you at that moment. You rock Charlie!

278 days ago
5.

bendover    

ZZZZZzzzz

278 days ago
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ANNIE24    

Seriously? We're still talking about this guy?

278 days ago
7.

GarrettG    

Oh brother.

278 days ago
8.

Phoenicks    

Dude may be kinda crazy, but it's a fun crazy. It could be worse: he could be pissing in mop buckets.

278 days ago
9.

Mikey    

Time for a new act Charlie.

278 days ago
10.

Jeems    

The Monster is scared of the WARLOCK!

278 days ago
11.

Joe    

Yea,Afraid he'll O.D. when you piss in the water.Crack head.

278 days ago
12.

Rolm    

These beaner is back on drugs

278 days ago
13.

Lucky_130    

He should have gone swimming in the middle of the Loch

278 days ago
14.

Jordan    

Mike Walters is in a bad situation on one hand he has Kayne Kardashian who thinks he is Jesus and on the other hand he has Charlie Sheen who thinks he is Jesus. Who Does Mike Walters Side With?

278 days ago
15.

KWDragon    

So, Charlie is using again...pity.

278 days ago
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