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Maria Shriver

My Son Can Kick Your Son's Ass

11/30/2013 11:35 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

1130-Maria-Shriver-Christopher-shriver-x17Arnold Schwarzennegger's 16-year old son Chris is no longer an adorable little kid ... he's a BEAST who looks very much like he could kick the crap out of you.

Chris Schwarzenegger and his mom Maria Shriver were cruising around Santa Monica over the holiday weekend... and the famous kid has clearly packed on a ton of muscle and TOWERS over his mom.


As you might recall ... Arnold's love child Joseph Baena turned 16 in October and also bears a striking resemblance to his beefed up dad.

So we gotta ask ...

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Asmarlak    

Arnold's love child looks more like his father than Maria's kids.

305 days ago
47.

kitten roulaine    

muscle ? no, that's fat and a lot of it, his neck is even fat. Give some to skeletor Maria.

305 days ago
48.

morgan    

If that is considered muscular, then I better go enter some bodybuilding competitions.

305 days ago
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ELC    

I'm surprised at Maria. I understand why this other kid would be a thorn in her side because he's her ex's love child. However, to make it sound like her son could take him on...how juvernile is that?I had more respect for her. She needs not to hate Joseph...she should direct her hate to her ex Arnold. If he would have kept it in his pants and not f**ked with the maid...then there would be nothing to discuss.

305 days ago
50.

jdranetz    

Joseph looks a bit like Xavier Bardem. Don't you think?

305 days ago
51.

Charlene    

Sorry, but I do not see one ounce of muscle on this boy, lot's of fat but no muscle. TMZ...your reporter needs his/her eye's checked out bigtime!

305 days ago
52.

Mike    

Two non-celebrity 16-year old kids, TMZ? They're half-brothers. Trying to pit one brother against another in this way is a 100% douche-bag move.

305 days ago
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my 2 cents    

The both of them should kick Arnold in the ass.

305 days ago
54.

SId    

And just think...Arnold, the father of this whole bizarro brood by multiple mamas, wants the law changed SO HE CAN BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT! God bllllllllesss America...

305 days ago
55.

sPaNkdEnALgAs    

Chris Schwartzennegger looks like one of the Holley German kids from Hoodwinked 2!

305 days ago
56.

Nobrows    

He looks like he has more fat than muscle.

305 days ago
57.

Diana    

You know TMZ maybe you could actually tell us something interesting about this story. Instead of this stupid headline. Like whether or not these kids actually have anything to do with each other.

305 days ago
58.

GeneralNatty    

Joseph looks like a mexican Arnold, Chris looks like a young overgrown kennedy.

305 days ago
59.

christy    

A beast? ... He's sloppy

305 days ago
60.

WideOpen    

You guys are ****ing ***** to post an articles like this.

305 days ago
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