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Maria Shriver

My Son Can Kick Your Son's Ass

11/30/2013 11:35 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

1130-Maria-Shriver-Christopher-shriver-x17Arnold Schwarzennegger's 16-year old son Chris is no longer an adorable little kid ... he's a BEAST who looks very much like he could kick the crap out of you.

Chris Schwarzenegger and his mom Maria Shriver were cruising around Santa Monica over the holiday weekend... and the famous kid has clearly packed on a ton of muscle and TOWERS over his mom.


As you might recall ... Arnold's love child Joseph Baena turned 16 in October and also bears a striking resemblance to his beefed up dad.

So we gotta ask ...

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SusanInFlorida    

She has too much Kennedy class to say these kinds of things. TMZ is lying.

263 days ago
77.

pattycake    

he looks like a fat retard the maids kid is better looking

263 days ago
78.

Faye    

Chris just looks fat to me. Joseph looks like his mother. Kind of moon faces goofy looking.

263 days ago
79.

John T.    

When moms are on the ugly side what do you expect. The one has ears like dumbo.

263 days ago
80.

Laura    

Chris does not looked muscular he looks fat!! Both boys look alike but Chris looks more like a Kennedy , Joseph is a really good looking kid

263 days ago
81.

yaegerj    

There is enough violence in the world without TMZ adding more to it. Grow up, and spread love not hate nor violence.

263 days ago
82.

Blondie    

Joseph looks like he has downs.

263 days ago
83.

abby    

Joseph is a good looking kid. Can't say the same for chubby Chris.

262 days ago
84.

Lucy    

Wow TMZ... is this a new low? You are doing a poll on which of these two children would win in a fight? As if this topic weren't sensitive enough for them, now you have to put them up against each other?

262 days ago
85.

yomama    

oh please, the kid is a tub. The other kid looks like he's in good shape.

262 days ago
86.

Lunchy    

He looks like he just ate til he hated himself.

262 days ago
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Maria not Nicky    

He needs to lose weight because his face ( eyes , nose , mouth) are place too closely in a tight cluster as if they will become lost if he grows larger. He needs to be careful, he may be big but he is still a young man and has time to get healthier. No need to be cruel, I have no idea who he is personally and I will not make assumptions.Just baby fat. The other son looks strange, I guess AWnold looked strange when he was young.

262 days ago
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KATHY =( ^-^ )=    

Excuse me.. Chris is FAT....And look at his face. YOU CAN TELL....Give me a break..Chris looks FAT,His face,etc..

261 days ago
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Wiikola    

That is not muscles ,is pure Fat.

114 days ago
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