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Masturbated In Target Parking Lot

... Witness Says [Update]

1/17/2014 8:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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8:41 AM PT -- Kellen's rep issued a statement saying the whole thing was a misunderstanding because Kellen was NOT throwing a J.

"Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the time was a legal substance. He changed his clothes in his vehicle as to not smell like smoke when he returned home."

The rep continued, "There was absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place and if there was police would have investigated further and charged Kellen which they did not. This will be the only time we will comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim."
New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in a Target parking lot ... with TWO jars of vaseline in his car ... this according to a police report obtained by TMZ Sports.  

The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th ... after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot "pleasuring himself" in his vehicle.

According to the report, a 58-year-old white lady had pulled up next to Kellen's Cadillac Escalade around 5:30pm and noticed Kellen sitting in the driver's seat with the window open.

The woman says she tried to make small talk about the weather (it was really cold) and that's when she saw his erect penis ... and called the cops.

When cops arrived to the scene, they reportedly found two open containers of vaseline in the car ... along with synthetic marijuana labelled "Mr. Happy" -- and Kellen admitted he smokes the stuff to help him relax.

Cops asked Kellen what he was doing in the parking lot and he said he was looking for a Boston Market but got lost. Cops note that K's penis was not exposed when they arrived.

Kellen was eventually arrested and hauled to a nearby station.

Winslow Jr. was never charged with anything related to alleged public masturbating -- but he was hit with drug charges for the synthetic weed ... and last week, pleaded not guilty.

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Cmon who doesn't like to jerk off in a Target parking lot?

281 days ago


wtf dude? dont u have some hoes u can call?and whats up with the vaseline? ive never used it in my life. is it really so good that u need 2 jars of the stuff?

280 days ago


He is a big fan of Pee-Wee Herman.

280 days ago

Miss Onyx    

He wanted to get caught. The window was rolled down, in the middle of November, in New Jersey, with two Vaseline jars in the car. He wanted someone to see him. Someone get him a therapist.

280 days ago


Wow that musta been one HELL of a tall 58 year old woman to see his "erect penis" INSIDE his Escalade

And why do you have to describe her as white?

Oh right... race bait

280 days ago


I certainly hope he wasn't jerking off that would be really weird. But why smoke synthetic marijuana, might as well smoke the real stuff.

280 days ago


How many Inflammatory points is this worth?


I think 2, which puts the Jets tied for second in the Inflammatory Rankings now!


280 days ago


This woman was only hoping that he was doing.

280 days ago


How the heck did she see his erect penis inside the Escalade? She must be a giant. Bitch wishes she saw that.

280 days ago


Geeze ... I'm sure he has enough money ... you'd think he'd at least get tinted windows

280 days ago


Two jars? Dude must have a huge ****

280 days ago


he better be carefull they will get a warrant to check his house for vasoline and how did that lady see up in his car and just because u find vasoline in a car dont mean they use it to jck off with has anyone ever heard about being ashy and dry skin i know alot of people that use it and its a very all purpose product get a life people ive never seen a bunch of tattle tells in my life ive changed clothes in my car before i also had lotion in my car and to think i couldve been locked up for masterbating she shouldve took a pic cause this is bs i wonder when the civil suit is gonna be filled she was probably terrorized and cant slepp and all that bull wait for it its coming

280 days ago


i would just blame it on a prior "concussion" . Maybe the vaseline was for the chickens he was about to buy at the Boston Market.

280 days ago


He was definitely preparing for the off season.

280 days ago


That update is too much. Talk about liars. How do you get from the real story to what his PR person spewed. The update makes no sense. If he gets off though it will be just like the mess at Florida State where Jameis Winston got away with rape. If you play football is seems like you can do almost anything you want. Besides murder that is.

280 days ago
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