(0:00) Justin Bieber shows off his tats in jail.
(6:00) A fat "Bachelor"? Chris Harrison says no way.
(10:00) Ellen DeGeneres doesn't own her Oscar selfie.
(15:00) Liza Minnelli pissed over Ellen DeGeneres' Oscar dis.
(18:00) Comedian Ron White joins us to talk about SNL, George Lopez, and playing for the troops.
(24:00) Chris Brown says he doesn't care that Rihanna and Drake are hooking up again.
(29:00) 50 Cent makes a gay joke about Diddy and Rick Ross -- then takes it down.
(32:00) Bobby Brown either doesn't know Bobbi Kristina got married -- or Bobbi didn't actually get married like she said.
(34:00) The Dalai Lama's private jet incident.
(36:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00) Stephen Hawking's bachelor party pic!