TMZ Live Justin Bieber in Revealing Miami PD Photo Shoot

3/4/2014 9:45 PM PST

TMZ Live: Justin Bieber -- Miami PD Photo Shoot

Justin Bieber shoulda gotten arrested in Miami with a makeup artist ... cause he ended up doing a full-on photo shoot while he was in custody -- and now the pics are out! Did cops accidentally make Bieber's arrest look like an Abercrombie catalog shoot?

Plus, Ellen Degeneres' huge Oscar photo that broke Twitter ... doesn't even belong to her!! It's actually Bradley Cooper's ... and he stands to make big money off it.

And, would a fat "Bachelor" work? The host of the of show, Chris Harrison, doesn't think so. We'll tell you why he's wrong.

(0:00) Justin Bieber shows off his tats in jail.
(6:00) A fat "Bachelor"? Chris Harrison says no way.
(10:00) Ellen DeGeneres doesn't own her Oscar selfie.
(15:00) Liza Minnelli pissed over Ellen DeGeneres' Oscar dis.
(18:00) Comedian Ron White joins us to talk about SNL, George Lopez, and playing for the troops.
(24:00) Chris Brown says he doesn't care that Rihanna and Drake are hooking up again.
(29:00) 50 Cent makes a gay joke about Diddy and Rick Ross -- then takes it down.
(32:00) Bobby Brown either doesn't know Bobbi Kristina got married -- or Bobbi didn't actually get married like she said.
(34:00) The Dalai Lama's private jet incident.
(36:00) The floor is yours!
(41:00) Stephen Hawking's bachelor party pic!