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Lindsay Lohan

I Got a Real Job!

6/26/2014 10:53 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Lindsay Lohan Speed the PlowLindsay Lohan is back to being a thespian ... she's landed a big time London stage gig. 

That's right ... LiLo will actually be live on stage nightly, doing David Mamet's infamous play, "Speed-the-Plow." Beginning in September, Lohan will play the role of the secretary (there are only three roles in the whole play) a part that was played by Madonna in the original run back in 1988.

This particular play has a recent history of turmoil ... it's the same play Jeremy Piven bowed out of midway through its run ... claiming he got sick from eating too much sushi.

It's a big deal for Lindsay ... the only work she's been getting lately has been to host parties.

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Alia    

until someone who is not HER, HER MOTHER, FATHER and other crackhead friends or relatives confirm this its BS. I see she is running low of money right TMZ

29 days ago
17.

Rigby    

Lol she can't act or sing.... Sit down cracked head

29 days ago
18.

nana    

Good for her...you can now put the rolled up dollar bill down

29 days ago
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patrick    

Where's a link for the press release on this? Where's a link to buy tickets? It's already practically July so tickets should be on sale for a September opening. I agree this is delusions of grandeur from Linday, a legend in her own mind!

29 days ago
20.

DaveL    

Well good for Lindsay. I wish her great success. I hope she plays the London stage forever with great success and never even has to set foot on American soil again. The shop keepers and pedestrians of London be warned.

But the realty is that this is Lindsay we're talking about here and sure as beep she will beep it up somehow. If she really has this part, I predict a departure from said part before she ever appears before an audience.

29 days ago
21.

DeeMaree    

No one is believing that Lindsay Lohan can show up everyday on time to do this. What a joke. I'm looking forward to all her excuses for blowing this gig...exhaustion, asthma, miscarriage...this is going to be fun.

29 days ago
22.

SandraDee    

Typical Lindsay shena****ns will start very soon! How does she still get work?

29 days ago
23.

KK    

Real Job = Douching Katie Holmes' Knee Vagina.

29 days ago
24.

Grandma Cracker    

Lindsay on stage? Having to show up day after day and know her lines? BWAHAHAHAHAHA


This will be her biggest failure ever!

29 days ago
25.

Barbara    

this is hilarious....

29 days ago
26.

Barbara    

She is actually in Italy at the moment

29 days ago
27.

sean    

NOTICE ON THE PLAYBILL:

"Tonight's production of Speed the Plow will begin at 8:00. Or 9:00. Maybe 11 pm. Basically, whenever Lindsay decides to show up. It might not happen until tomorrow night, frankly. She sometimes can't make it due to a miscarriage. She had 3 last week. So bring some reading material and be prepared to wait. But once the play gets started -- whenever that may be -- you'll be treated to the finest performance possible from a 3-packs-a-day-raspy-voiced and somewhat-coherent "actress."

29 days ago
28.

illiestBeat    

I'm surprised she can even remember her own name do to all the cocaine in her system.

29 days ago
29.

Grandma Cracker    

Lindsay's train wreck appeal is diminishing, and it is certainly not the price of a theater ticket to see her fu*ck up in person. No surprises here.

29 days ago
30.

Cj    

Good for her. It's time she reminds everyone that she is a really good actress.. Everyone makes mistakes in life. Lucky for most that its not in the public eye like hers was. I wish her all the best.

29 days ago
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