Ed Sheeran Brit Awards Party Train Conductor [TMZ TV]

2/27/2015 10:00 AM PST

Ed Sheeran got two Brit Awards and proceeded to celebrate as all genteel Englishmen do -- by partying his face off! And lucikly he did it all -- drinking, singing, and stumbling -- in front of cameras.

Y'know ... so he can look back at all the things he did, but couldn't possibly remember.