Born – February 6, 1985
Minneapolis, Minnesota, U.S.
Basketball player, former Mr. Kim Kardashian, punchline.
Played for the Utah Jazz, Toronto Raptors, Dallas Mavericks, New Jersey Nets, blah blah. Let's get to the part where he marries Kim Kardashian, cuz that's the only reason anyone cares about this guy.
Had a 72-day marriage to Kim Kardashian, which was totally NOT a publicity stunt just to get two fame whores a little attention. Not even slightly. But maybe a little.
Is referenced in a Kayne West song, in which Kanye threatens to have Jay Z (co-owner of the New Jersey Nets) drop Kris from the team cuz of his marriage to Kim K. But instead actually doing that, Kanye decided to just start banging Kim instead.
Bruce Jenner's memory is disappearing faster than Kim's figure ... because the Kardashian patriarch has met Kanye West SEVERAL times, despite claiming he's only met the rapper once -- and Kim is… READ MORE >
Kris Humphries says claims made by his bitter ex-assistant in a recently filed lawsuit are about as real as he says his marriage to Kim Kardashian was ... i.e. bogus. Kris is firing back in legal… READ MORE >
Kris Humphries might have walked away from his divorce from Kim Kardashian with squat ... but he still had enough green to go grocery shopping near his apartment in NYC this morning.Kris and the… READ MORE >
Kris Humphries -- who was once obsessed with proving to the world that Kim Kardashian was a love fraud -- now says he gave up his battle because of his love of BBall.A rep for Kris tells TMZ,… READ MORE >
Kim Kardashian is officially a single woman ... because the judge dissolved her marriage to Kris Humphries in today's court hearing ... and we've learned Kris walked away with NOTHING.Here's what… READ MORE >
9:00 AM PT -- The judge just announced in court what we told you earlier today. The divorce case is settled. The terms have not been disclosed, but the big news for Humphries ... he won't have to… READ MORE >
Kris Humphries has made Kim Kardashian's life miserable for the last year-and-a-half -- but Kim is actually excited to see him in court today ... and even says she still loves him.Kim and Kris… READ MORE >
4/19/2013 9:16 AM PT -- And now it's official ... Kim and Kris are officially divorced.Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries could settle their never-ending divorce case as early as tomorrow ...… READ MORE >
Kim Kardashian has undeniably had problems with males, but not mails ... because she just blocked Kris Humphries from getting his hands on her personal writings.Kim's lawyer, disso-queen… READ MORE >
If Kris Humphries were listening closely from New York, he could have heard a California judge screaming at his lawyer in court -- because Kris blew off a mandatory court appearance -- and it's… READ MORE >
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